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Munge

"How far did you get with her last night?" "I gave her tits a good old munge but when I tried to stick my hand up her skirt she slapped me"
by stefb March 12, 2009
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Munger

Describes friends who make you laugh, hug you when you cry and don't judge you because you pepper EVERY conversation/situation with "innuendo"!

The closest of all of your friends, your absolute "besties".
I'm lucky to have the support of my MUNGER when things get rough.
by MaggiMaeNot September 24, 2017
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Cock Mungler

A cock mungler is a real jackass.
To mungle someones cock is to do something that just destroys them, like in a game.
To get your cock mungled would be to get destroyed, like in a game.
You may have to use various objects to mungle somones cock.
Like a gold fish, a packet of crayons a bucket of vasiline and a zippo lighter.
A true cock mungler can mungle someones cock with his barehands.
Dude I think that guy just mungled my cock!
Wow that guy is a total cock mungler.
Man I just mungled that guys cock.
by Funny Joe. December 5, 2007
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Munsee

refers to any teacher that still teaches during a emergency such as a lock down at school.
Mr. Zolge pulled a Munsee cuz he kept teaching when the fire alarm went off
by Sir Bitch a. Lot February 23, 2009
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Mengeez

The sweet spot between a woman's legs, in which a condulation fits perfectly. Often times, if it's good mengeez the condulation will feel very snug.

Can also be slurred by a somewhat inebriated individual who is attempting to say meninges. In the gross misuse of the word, some may describe mengeez as the membrane between the brain and the skull. This is a largely inappropriate way of saying it.

There are also man mengeez, which are not to be confused with mengeez or female mengeez.
There's too many dicks on the dance floor, who forgot to invite the mengeez?

My condulation is in dire need of some mengeez, could someone please make a few calls.

The mengeez all left because of that ultra douche.
by Ultradouche November 4, 2009
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Minge Munger

Someone who searches for the female genitalia in hope of oral sex, or sex itself
Jonny had become a bit of a minge munger
by Helen Brodie January 11, 2008
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mungett

when you jump on a dead woman's stomach, her innards flow out her vagina. this is mungett, cook how you like. you won't be disapointed
mmmmm that mungett was a good choice
by mungett February 22, 2007
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