marinara muff dive

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female while she is menstruating, thereby getting "marinara" all over ones face.

Pat hooked up with this chick in Brooklyn and gave her a marinara muff dive. Gross!

by Mufftruck November 12, 2016

Ooze Muff

The action of pleasuring ones partner to the point of ultimate leakage or ooze

Im going to Ooze Muff tonight after the club

by OozeMuff February 27, 2020

Rag-a-muffin

1. One who looks a bit like a homeless person.
2. One who does not comb their hair.
3. One who wears old beat-up cloths.
4. Someone who is physically a mess.

Sally would look like a total rag-a-muffin till she bathed, did her hair and put on clean cloths.

by AaronS February 23, 2007

cuddle muffin

a: A large muffin that is shared as a snack before a cuddling session.

b: An adorable subject of physical attraction; someone you would love to cuddle with.

c: A regular cuddlebuddy.

I'll be stopping by whole foods to pick up some cuddle muffins for the party tonight.

Look at her, she's such a cuddlemuffin.

He's my cuddlemuffin.

by Zendau May 27, 2008

shag muffin

It means that you're hot and sexy, and also good enough to eat!

Person A: You're such a shag muffin!

Person B: Thanks!

by lil_sis January 22, 2006

PROTEIN MUFFIN

After a man shoots his load all over a womens clit, she makes him eat it.

After Matt shot his load all over Jenn's twat,she insisted he eat her protein muffin.

by proteinxxx October 15, 2008

garbage muffin

(n): A spoiled, entitled, bratty child of exceptionally rotten demeanor. Referring to a muffin that should have been discarded.

You should have seen the tantrum that was thrown by a garbage muffin I saw in Safeway!

"I hate you and you're stupid! I want candy, now!", screamed the Garbage Muffin.

Garbage Muffins aren't born, they're made.

by Joe Muffin August 5, 2009