Mount Douchemore

A person whose incredible douchebaginess earns them the right to be enshrined in stone form on a "Mount Rushmore" like site.

Guy 1- Hey someone called for you
Douchebag- Oh yeah, who?
Guy 1- The North Dakota Dept of Parks and Recreation
Douchebag- What the hell did they want
Guy 1- They need a picture of you for your bust on Mount Douchemore.

Douchebag- STFU!
Guy 1- You'll be between Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh

by Dick Goesenya April 4, 2011

Motor Mount

When you pick a girl off the ground and fuck her in the ass while ruthlessly forcing her to gargle motor oil

Last night we did the Motor Mount in the garage

by WigglesForLife June 17, 2020

Maryland Mount

When you shove a fleshlight into your partners ass and proceed to use it till orgasm

Mark: Maddy, wanna try a Maryland Mount tonght?
Maddy: Mmmmm~ Gladly!

by Felixxtheviking April 21, 2018

rhino mount

Well training in the military, you go find where your sergeant major is sleeping. Aggressively open his litefighter tent, and in your stylish pt belt only. Grab the corners of his mustache and mount him like the rhino he is. Try it with your buddies and see who can stay on the longest!

This one time at xctc my buddy and I ate some of the sergeant majors Starburst. Then decided to go see which one of us can rhino mount him the longest

by Special_mason June 18, 2017

Counter mounting

hitting on or trying to pick up a girl/boy that is at work ,especially behind a counter .

Mike goes to the bank and tries to Counter mounting the teller.

by strangepursuit December 14, 2010

Mount Redoubt

1. A stratovolcano (composite volcano)located in the Aleutian Range of Alaska. 9,000 feet high. Heavily glaciated. Erupted 5 times since 1900. Active for millennia.
2. Redoubt: a fortified place.

I went to see Mount Redoubt over the summer.

by Volcano Know-it-All April 9, 2011

e-mount

The total cost of buying something online once postage and packaging, insurance etc has been added to it

Curt : I bought a sick new tracky off the net from Hong Kong the other day, brand new, cheap as anythin mate!

Jack : Oh yeah what was the total E-mount?

by Jack Downes December 13, 2008