Cooner Mortis

A dead racoon on the side of the highway in various states of rigor.

My god did you see all the cooner mortis on the road today?

by Sammysooser October 25, 2010

Hairy Morris

1. noun, The realization that what was delivered as being good news is actually bad news.

2. verb, A deceptive sex act, where someone promises oral sex and then when the penis is presented to them they forcefully rip off the pubic hairs to inflict massive amounts of pain.

Example: John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.

1. When the company revealed its new policy of paying out vacation days, the employees realized that the policy was a Hairy Morris because it meant that they'd now have to use their vacation days as sick days

2. John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.

by wankybojango March 11, 2011

Momento Movistar

When you are online and Movistar decides to be shitty and your internet doesn't work.

Valeria is having a momento movistar; her internet stopped working.

by FC2711 October 19, 2020

Alyssa Morrison

Emo🖤.

Anime geek.
some how has ass? don’t know how that happened. must be from squats!
Cat obsessed😻
has a 32 in math
if you don’t believe me (alyssa) then try being friends with her!

*taking most likely to test*
person- alyssa morrison was voted most likely to fail a class!
alyssa morrison- must be math

by cynthiag43 March 6, 2021

Jaces Morris

Normally the guy with the smallest cock in the room

You see jaces Morris over there he has a small cock

by Cock master 06 December 13, 2021

mani&morris

morris is my bestie bae and i love him soooooooooooooo much even though this mf my biggest hater and love to dr me i wouldn’t replace him for nobody. James is my number 1 favorite person to talk to and i feel like i can tell him any and everything I know i be boring him with my wonderful stories and be talking way too much but he always (sometimes) listens. anyway if he’s smart enough to read all of this I LOVE YOU MAMAS

who doesn’t love mani&morris

by morrisbestiebae101 July 19, 2023

bag of morris

slang for weed. Popularized by the late and great Action Bronson

Yo man you can’t just spark up my bag of morris and not invite me.

by Bobby Bitch November 23, 2017