Trees spontaneously combust when Tom Molitor walks by to avoid the pain they are about to experience.
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The small baby or child version of its own mother or MOM. A mother's "mini me". A child with strong maternal resemblance.
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(To cause severe physical damage to another person)
(To cause severe physical damage to another person)
Don't talk shit about my mum or you're gonna get fuckin moited mate
Last night my bro got moited at the park by some weed smokers
Last night my bro got moited at the park by some weed smokers
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usually accompanied by a self dacking or as a greeting
usually accompanied by a self dacking or as a greeting
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1) Falling into a stupor after staring at a particular document on your monitor for long periods. You know this has occurred when you realize you're reading every sentence two or three times, or your face has become hot and red where you've been resting it on your hand, or you've drooled on yourself (and this last is not a normal occurrence for you).
2) A feeling of being overwhelmed or confined to your desk (see stir crazy). You've been staring at the same project on your monitor for so long that you'll use any excuse to escape, even when you know that you should continue working.
1) Falling into a stupor after staring at a particular document on your monitor for long periods. You know this has occurred when you realize you're reading every sentence two or three times, or your face has become hot and red where you've been resting it on your hand, or you've drooled on yourself (and this last is not a normal occurrence for you).
2) A feeling of being overwhelmed or confined to your desk (see stir crazy). You've been staring at the same project on your monitor for so long that you'll use any excuse to escape, even when you know that you should continue working.
1) The phone rang, snapping me out of my monitor malaise and nearly giving me a coronary.
2) Even though my project was due in half an hour, I couldn't concentrate; severe monitor malaise. Walking Vicki to her car was the perfect remedy (even though it took 2 hours).
2) Even though my project was due in half an hour, I couldn't concentrate; severe monitor malaise. Walking Vicki to her car was the perfect remedy (even though it took 2 hours).
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