Moped Specialist

Somebody who cuffs a moped. A moped specialist has earned his title because every man knows a moped is high maintenance. Chances are a moped specialist has a very high skill in simping even for a particularly ugly girl. You never know who may be a moped specialist till its too late, its best to cut your losses and let the relationship kill itself. Just like me if I cuffed a moped lmao

ChadJoe - "I cant believe virgin peter cuffed that moped last week, Fuckin greasy." Fagmire - "I wouldnt worry about it, virgin peter is a moped specialist."

by Malachi_Parker2 October 11, 2020

mopped

when potato salad goes up your nose

look! That dude got mopped!

by Ozzy & sam December 3, 2020

moopude

like or containing qualities of randomness and utter uselessness yet still entertaining for a few weird individuals

that’s so moopude dude!

by macnick February 16, 2021

mooted

mooted stands for muted

bro his mic wasn't mooted

by yvngfuji July 13, 2021

Mopped

When you get beat and anally raped with mop

Damn did you hear about Tyler? He got Mopped in the boys bathroom

by BigBowser August 30, 2021

Mooked

When a lopsided trade in fantasy baseball gets vetoed not once but twice.

Man that deal was so bad it got Mooked.

by Clover Keith May 29, 2022

Moped

Sexiest vehicle u can get, all the chicas will want u

Oh my god I need a moped

by Ethansbigpenis August 7, 2022