2 definitions by Malachi_Parker2

Anything Gross or Disgusting. Kife is a versatile word that you'll find helpful in describing anything! Usually used in greasy situations where you have to just be honest with the other individual and just call them a kife bastard.
Balahakeh - "Yo did you see what rose pulled up in to school in today?" Brudahoolay - "Yah that shit was fuckin kife!"
by Malachi_Parker2 October 12, 2020
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Somebody who cuffs a moped. A moped specialist has earned his title because every man knows a moped is high maintenance. Chances are a moped specialist has a very high skill in simping even for a particularly ugly girl. You never know who may be a moped specialist till its too late, its best to cut your losses and let the relationship kill itself. Just like me if I cuffed a moped lmao
ChadJoe - "I cant believe virgin peter cuffed that moped last week, Fuckin greasy." Fagmire - "I wouldnt worry about it, virgin peter is a moped specialist."
by Malachi_Parker2 October 12, 2020
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