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Somebody who cuffs a moped. A moped specialist has earned his title because every man knows a moped is high maintenance. Chances are a moped specialist has a very high skill in simping even for a particularly ugly girl. You never know who may be a moped specialist till its too late, its best to cut your losses and let the relationship kill itself. Just like me if I cuffed a moped lmao
ChadJoe - "I cant believe virgin peter cuffed that moped last week, Fuckin greasy." Fagmire - "I wouldnt worry about it, virgin peter is a moped specialist."
by Malachi_Parker2 October 11, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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