knob gobblin' cock monger

whore; slut; skank.

Dave's wife is a knob gobblin' cock monger.

by cjsnickers April 23, 2009

Beer Monger

When your buddy forces you to drink with them with scare tactics, he is a beer monger.

Alright, jeez, I'll go to the pub, quit being a beer monger

by Smlggs August 22, 2014

Chode Monger

Some one who sells chode

Christian is a chode monger

by Eric Hunt April 18, 2007

moneer

The most handsome, smart, and supportive guy you’ll meet. Every girl wants him and every guy wants to be him. Possesses dig bick energy.

“Oh look it’s Moneer. Let’s give him all our love and money because he’s perfect”

by anon4729503947 July 3, 2018

Food Monger

A person who constantly asks for food and "bites" due to the persons lack of money and malnutrition. This person also does not eat a lot at home, because her parents are poor which results into her family having an empty fridge... This person also spars with her boyfriend and ultimately loses.

Rhea: Can I have a bite of your breakfast bagel?
Everyone: Fuck no you Food Monger! Go spar your boyfriend!

by Jaymond Company June 3, 2008

mofery

1:- The undertakings of a mofe.
2:- A place where a mofe, or usually more, frequent.

1:- What mofery are you up to, this morrow?
2:- I'm not going to that club. It's a total mofery!

by Hefelumpman February 15, 2005

pussy monger

1. One who hordes pussy.
2. One who displays pussyish traits.

1. That dude is a pussy monger; look at him horde that pussy!
2. Look at that pussy monger run, he's scared shitless!

by Curtis February 5, 2005