mocket

A Scottish word meaning a dirty or unclean person. Someone really fucking gross

Jocelyn McLean

by Ryan August 18, 2003

Mock

A clever blend of monster and cock defining a penis of gargantuan proportion. Generally seen among African American Men. Referring to both length and girth, a mock can be viewed either as appealing or revolting, or erotically both at the very same time.

Mockerena- the act of thrusting forward and backward, resulting in a dead-weight like flop. this pendulum motion can be paramount in thin pants with no underwear.

catch phrases: "solid as a mock" "a mock to remember" "sidewalk mock" "New York NickerMOCKERS" "rock out with your mock out"

BIG DICK HEAD WIT THE NECK OF AN OSTRICH.

Penis like a russian missile pussy is the target. Mock.

by Mighty Joe Hung April 22, 2011

mockasian

a white person (caucasian) who thinks they're asian

That friggin mockasian threatened to poke my eyes out with his chopsticks.

by LaLa-artpd4 December 28, 2005

mockumentary

A completely farcical documentary, which is intended to be viewed as a comedy.

"This is Spinal Tap" and "Fear of a Black Hat" are two examples of a mockumentary.

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

mockasian

playing on the stereotype that Asians are smart- a white person (caucasian) that is studious, works hard, and is successful

In my algebra class, only 5 people were asian and the rest were mockasian.

by LiLaLi December 28, 2005

mock penis

a huge clit that is so big it resembles a penis

elaine has a mock penis bro!

by knothecode August 5, 2006

MockBerry

VERB: to ridicule, scoff at, or mimic others via text, IM, or chat using one's BlackBerry mobile device.

NOUN: the proper nickname for one's BlackBerry mobile device when used for the sole purpose of text/IM/chat mockery a good majority of the time.

ABBREVIATION: MB

"I'll MockBerry you so the tasteless chick sitting next to me doesn't know we're talking about her."

or

"Real Chance of Love is on tonight. Do we have a MockBerry date?"

or

"I just got a new MockBerry! We can break it in during Hell's Kitchen."

or

"I know. I saw. MB me!"

by JL2JL August 13, 2009