Mashed Potato Brains

A temporary feeling of retardation that occurs while studying for a promotional process where a plethora of some useful, mostly useless, contradicting BS, is the subject matter.

Rookie: Sir, can we go over fire behavior today?

FF: dafuq is that shit?

Officer to rookie: Stay away from him, he's got mashed potato brains.

by A sad FF April 22, 2017

Mashaael

A gorgeous girl that is very caring. Only drives in the right(slow) lane. Usually Palestinian and from the village. Somehow makes every outfit she wears look cute, like seriously I don’t know how. Is very exact in her baking.. and everything she does. She’ll also go along with all your crazy plans, or most of them.

“I need more awesome friends”
“You should become friends with Mashaael”
“That’s a great idea”

by Ilikecatslol December 24, 2018

MashedDong

When your dad takes a sledgehammer to your gargantuas cock and it leaves you with nothing at all in your cock region

Dad I swear to fuck if you MashedDong me I will beat the fuck out of your wife.

by IgorMinjavalichgolchov March 14, 2019

Mashed Potato Sofa Wig

Term used in the "Frippster" community as a place holder for whatever new band is trendy that week.

Wow, did you hear the new jam from "Mashed Potato Sofa Wig", it totally slaps!

by Mentae April 25, 2020

Mashed Pitts

When you fuck a fat bitch and shit in her fat rolls to leave a snack for later

Lmao you thought I wouldn’t do mashed pitts

by Big dick chima January 19, 2021

Mashghanistan

A destination you reach after a hard 3 day journey involving a cocktail of drink and drugs. At this point you have already visited Seshlehem and Spangladesh. Mashghanistan is the last leg of the pilgrimage.

Oi Smithy, fancy getting fucked up this weekend, i'm thinking of going to Mashghanistan!

by DRC21 March 8, 2021

Masha

Masha is a lovely girl who can brighten your day whenever and wherever you are. She's the type of person everyone would fall in love with and she's the type of person that people would die for. She have those brown eyes with a hint of green, a really long brown hair, the long eyelashes and those two cute cheeks. A lot of people might be jealous of Masha but in the same time there are people that love her too. If you're feeling sad, don't bother to tell Masha as she will help you in every way even if you're in a long distance relationship. In short, Masha is just amazing in every way.

Masha is the most beautiful and talented girl I've ever known in the world.

by genericlionnnnnnnn November 21, 2021