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firstly piss on your left hand, then pick up your phone with only the palm of your left hand, while positioning your right hand on the back of the phone and with your left hand swipe up and down several times and todah! custom splashscreen for mobile
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mullet mobile

Second/Third Generation Camaro or Firebird adorned with window louvers, whip antennas, mag wheels, air shocks, decals and other similar accessories... Driven in rural areas by men/women and usually heard while playing Van Halen, Molly Hatchet, Ratt, Poison, Foreigner and other similar bands from thier Delco radios.
Dig the mullet mobile.. Mullet mobiles rule!
by jt November 21, 2002
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Mobility Scooter

Quite possibly one of the worst inventions of the 20th century. Originally used by lovely old people to drive down to the shops or to bingo. Now increasingly being overrun by stupid idiots and people who cannot see two feet beyond their meter thick glasses. The average top speed of these death traps has gone from a pleasant 10km/h to a painful 100km/h, which is inviting to those with a need for speed, GTA enthusiasts and retired race car drivers. These horrendously fast yet silent vehicles are perfect for running down innocent pedestrians and causing havoc at four way intersections and down the middle of Main Street.
Guy 1: Hey yo heard Billy got a Mobility Scooter?
Guy 2: Damn! My grandma owns one of those things.
Guy 1: He managed to run down 20 peds and he's still goin.
by Mr. Wonderful Wonderful June 1, 2016
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Spooby Mobile

An old piece of crap jacked up car with over-sized rims, annoying sound system, being driven by a Spooby.
Wow, Frank looks like such a Spooby in that piece of crap Cadillac Spooby Mobile!
by ImDmac December 6, 2010
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Obama Mobile

A car that is so low on gas it is considered to be running on Hope.
Man, for the last eight miles I was driving the "Obama Mobile"!
by Broke Ass August 3, 2009
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by Qwerty April 16, 2004
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T-Mobile

A mobile phone operator with horrendous North American coverage. It compensates for this shortcoming with low monthly rates.
My T-Mobile phone doesn't work in the suburbs. Can I use your Cingular/Verizon/Sprint/house phone?
by JanusKN September 29, 2005
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