melvin

when someone grabbs another rguy by the front waist band and pulls up.

i was just coming out of the bathroom at school when a group odf my friends come in and brian kicks me in the balls and gave me a huge melvin then they draged me in the girls room and left me hanging on the back of the bathroom door and took my clothes when it ripped i was so emmabarassed they had took all my clothes.

by kyle f July 24, 2006

Melvin

a severe frontal wedgie. usually the result of horrible practical jokes or freak accidents.

"Man this tandem bike sure is giving me one ridiculous melvin. I got bruises!"

When you fall on a ski slope and your dad tries to help you up by putting his ski pole between your feet. (people slide downwards on hills. it's not funny.)

by Victim of Melvin May 15, 2009

Melvin

When you look like a mixture of a rat and gay person.

Wow! Jake looks like such a Melvin .

by Pat riot 1818 March 10, 2017

melvinism

The sudden onset of lame behaivor, or uncool actions.

Dude why are you being so lame lately? You Aren't getting Melvinism are you

by amagg March 16, 2008

Cool Melvin

When you wrap some one in cellophane and take a shit on them.

Dude wrap your self in this cellophane so i can do a cool melvin like all over you.

by lehighmaster August 20, 2009

Melvina

Bearded ring leader of the deli scabs and bane to smokers eveywhere. Owner of jeans stretched to their maximum physical capacity with the metal tangs hanging on for dear life. If you find yourself alone with said specimen prepare yourself for mind-numbing tales of nothing relevant to your life or anything even remotely intersting.

Oh christ! Here comes Vina... break's over fellas.

by Phil Bittle August 18, 2004

Melvin

A nerd who does weird and random things for no reason.

Did you really sit around home last weekend? your such a melvin.

by tommy dizzle May 16, 2005