Ford Mustang

Faster then a speeding ticket ofcourse.

SMOKKED NOOB yesss best car ever

by StangDriver January 31, 2005

mustang

An incredibly fast car that is inexpensive and anyone who drives it is instantly cool....unless you have a comb-over.

Wow, look at that civic....its quick (because it weighs like nothing).
Too bad that Ford Mustang totally destroyed that import shit box despite the fact that it is double the weight.

by TheVigilante January 22, 2006

Mostang

What some people call a mustang to sound cool in front of their friends. They also use this term when asked by an owner of a foreign car what car the mostang driver has.

Pan Ku: Hey man what car you got, i have a twin turbo 300z that can easily smoke anything.

Bennie Jean: Naw man, i got a mostang, which i claim is superior than imports even though its slow as fuck and uses 30 year old design for a rear axle/suspension.

by бай хуй September 14, 2009

Mustang Driver

This person is typically an idiot, and thinks that the ricer mentality applies only to those who drive japanese cars. In the younger stages, they often come into mustang ownership by way of their parent, and is almost always in a v6 configuration. Older mustang drivers liberally throw around the word "Muscle" car, completely ignorant to the Gran Torino, which was faster. Commonly, mustang drivers enjoy talking about their time slips from the last time they went to the track, which was 10 years ago. Mustang drivers also forget that an engine typically loses horsepower over time and with mileage. A great irony lies in the fact that mustang drivers talk about rebuilding their engines, when in reality it is a man named "Jed" at an auto shop rebuilding it, save for in older mustangs. I have found that mustang and camaro drivers are the same person, the only difference being the car their parents bought them when they were in high school, and, both are extremely proud of the fact that a 5 liter v8 has more power than a I4. Mustang owners also brag about their affinity for fixing cars, but are unlikely to do anything outside general maintenance. The only mustang driver worth his merit drives either a '70 429, or an '03 terminator.

Common mustang driver quotes:
"My parents bought me this new mustang for my birthday, and it can totally kick some civic's ass"

"My v6 mustang lost to a K-swapped civic, I better go home and make up shit about ricers on the forums"

"I can replace my sparkplugs, lets see a BMW driver do that"

"If I use this superchip I can get up to 200 more horsepower, which means I can kick that civic's ass without spending more than 400$"

by John ode December 5, 2012

Mustang

1.Gokart with a small block 2.cheap horse power 3.Slow

Hey check out that IROC coming up beind us. I wish my Mustang was that cool

by Jimbo May 26, 2003

mustang

The car in question seems to be owned by every asshole on the planet, why? Cuz they're cheap and they're everywhere. They can often be seen getting their asses handed to them by cars of smaller engine size. Usually these are asian cars dealing out the whoopings, but cases are also recorded of other domestics such as Cavaliers handing down judgement to the highly overrated, seriously inflated ego on wheels.
Some make feeble attempts at making their cars faster. They suffer from a serious disease referred to as IDIOTUS AMONGUS. Which is either passed down through genes or contracted from a visit from the extremely dangerous Stupid Fairy. The disease can be anocculated through introduction to a real performance car, and may take several doses of such to fully erraticate the disease.
Furthermore, there do exist myths
about performance on these cars. Some wish to believe that upgraded models from Saleen, Roush and Shelby are standard factory models. This implies that they are stock, on the contrary. These models are, in fact, purchased by said performace companies, upgraded and then resold to ignorent customers who have problems understanding the concept of performance franchices. It is not these people's fault in this matter. Their IQ's simply are not high enough to understand performance upgrades and therefore they must rely on the industry to dupe them into thinking they are buying a quality factory product.
By my studies of this subject, I must conclude that most owners of the vehicle known as the Ford Mustang should not be looked down upon for their obvious lack of reality, but rather be helped by anyone willing to take on the hardships of working with the performance challenged. For they are as in need of help as any other "special" group of the world in which we live.

Summary from:
"IDIOTUS AMONGUS" A Racer's Disease

by dsmguy21 June 24, 2004

Mustang

Hey whats the big deal with fukiing cars anyway why don't u all get lives and worry about more important things in life like....... ok so there really isn't anything more important but thats not the point.

by corona October 21, 2003