Mustache Tone

A specific tone of voice that can only be conveyed when owning/having a mustache. Mustache tone is generally highly confident to the point of condescending, with hints of patronizing bravado and overtly masculine diction. Bordering on being an asshole but still somehow slightly appealing.

"That guy at the bar was a chauvanistic asshole. His mustache tone was completely gross."

or

"Larry has closed more sales leads this month than everyone else combined. It must be the mustache tone."

by BigMac1987 December 26, 2012

mustache shaming

To deride someone for their facial hair choices; an attempt to cause shame in someone for unpopular mustache and/or beard styles.

Often secretly motivated by envy.

God, what's up with Jason's hideous pornstache pic?

Wow, Eric, you're looking pretty neck beardy there.

My girlfriend was totally mustache shaming me by posting those old photos of me with a soul patch!

by Catemonster August 2, 2012

mustache mud

The residue on a gay man's mustache after tossing a salad

Guy 1" Dude, is that a black bean on your mustache, did u just eat a chipotle burrito?"
Guy 2" No, I just left my boyfriends house, so it's just a little mustache mud."

by Airpanaia May 20, 2017

Mustache_izuku

A popular anime creator on the tiktok platform,

who is a professional connoisseur of

Izuku Midoriya from the popular animated franchise My hero academia

Mustache_izuku sends me weep worthy headcanons of bakudeku and other rarepairs

by Bunz the deku fanatic June 3, 2021

mustache_izuku

A MHA creator that is admired by many, and is known for their Izuku Midoriya content. He's hot so 🤌

Did you see mustache_izuku's new video today?

by _peachjam June 12, 2021

Bloody Mustache

When a guy (with a mustache) goes down on a girl and she has/gets her period while he's eating her out causing the residue to get on his stache.

Guy #1: Freddy ate Jenny out last night.
Guy #2: How do you know?
Guy #1: He came out with a Bloody Mustache.
Guy #2: That's just ... wonderful.

by Adrianaaaaaaaaa. December 12, 2010

bong mustache

The brown resin mustache you get around your mouth from smoking out of a dirty bong.

When I get famous like Marylyn Monroe and they ask me what I wear to bed I'm going to say, my bong mustache.

by Evolving door November 25, 2013