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Michael Depiso

He’s a fag. Your typical white cheater. Small dick, long hair(new fuckboi cut), unkept eyebrows, pubes as long as a girls hair. He will cheat on every girl in his path. Typical shit talker. Gets his ass beat on the daily. And runs away from his problems only to get him into deeper shit. Gay at heart. Spreads nudes that weren’t sent to him as well as looks at other girls nudes while in a relationship.
Michael cheats on all girls. Michael Depiso Is a cheater.
by Your worst night mare 💀 November 26, 2017
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Michael Florip

This mans is trash at shoot dance and he looks hella fruity
Also has no muscle.
Chucks up 3's.
Dude. Stop being a Michael Florip!
by bigballerzo April 3, 2018
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Michael Jordan!

Homeboy: How was the date?
Me: She was laughing because I Michael Jordan! her and she didn’t understand
by hxtlne August 28, 2018
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Michael Robinson

on jah brooks best vsco girl u will ever meet sksks he sksks down lane 4 in the olympics

prob future Michael phelps but Michaels cooler than phelps
also in love w Julianna
Michael robinson is such a vsco gal
by minhye park December 25, 2019
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michaeng

gayest most adorable ship ever will make you cry die and sob and die and cry Best ship so gay all the way
person 1:im a michaeng shipper
person 2: wanna get married
by MinatozakiBby September 19, 2021
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Michael Masi

A situation where no matter what decision is made, the outcome shall be unfavorable for the decision maker
"Oh dear, that's a real Michael Masi you have there"
by SaveTheFlurken May 1, 2022
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Pulling a Michael

Abruptly leaving in the middle of a conversation and making a random noise right before you leave.
Person 1: Hey what do you want to do-
Person 2: POOOOOOOF (Leaves)
Person 1: Great, he was Pulling a Michael
by Themadglitcher June 8, 2018
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