Guy 1: bro you got any money?

Guy 2: yeah but i gotta pay them bills brah
Guy 1: come on dude, I swear i pay you back?!?!
Guy 2: Dude, sorry man but im Making Scratch.

Making Scratch by WATSZITOYA October 9, 2017

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making a Norbert

disappering for a long time without mentioning a word and then surfacing after a while, acting as if nothing ever happened

"Dude, where is Jane again?" "I don't know, but she is known for making a Norbert every once in a while!"

making a Norbert by Gonanza September 6, 2022

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Making the Two-Backed Beast

Having sex.

"Dude, I spent Saturday night making the two-backed beast with Alicia."

Making the Two-Backed Beast by DaHolmes February 22, 2023

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Silver Mining

Similar to Gold Digging, when a young female engages in an active sexual relations with a wealthy elderly, geriatric male to supplement her income from gifts, money or free rent and other basic living needs.

Call Sandy and see if she wants to join us and go out and party tonight. She can't. She's silver mining this evening. Her rent is due next week.

Silver Mining by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

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i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

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