Haircut-meter

Thin shaved strip of hair just above the hairline to keep track of when to return for a touch up haircut. A new way for barbers and hairdressers to create demand for haircuts. Hair economics! Supply and Demand! They call it cleaning up the reseeding hairline. I call it fuzz patch that needs trimming!

Customer: Hey Nunu what’s this thing your shaving into my hairline.

Barber: Oh nothing it’s just a new style
Customer: Looks like some kind of meter, like a haircut-meter!

Barber: Nope! Shut up you look nice!

by That Raffy Taffy May 31, 2019

100 meter dash

An event in track where you have to sprint 100 meters as fast as you can.

Wow! Usain Bolt got the world record for the 100 meter dash.

by CreeperKid June 6, 2019

Midget meter

A unit of measurement for midgets

The pole is 2 and a half midget meters

by Flynn b November 17, 2022

cato meteo selte

The best words to ever exist (it's basically selected weather chart in Italian cuz ✨italian✨)

Kid1 : CATO METEO SELTEEE
Kid2 : You seem nice, let's be friends

by i'msmary March 23, 2023

give-a-fuck-o-meter

To measure the amount of interest in something based on a personal scale of giving a fuck.

"Hey this story is so crap it doesn't even register on my give-a-fuck-o-meter"

by HRabbit November 10, 2016

Meteorologist

Ologist: Latin for one who studies

Meteor: Greek for being wrong 73% of the time

The meteorologist is allowed to be wrong, but if I'm wrong 73% of the time I get fired.

by Latisha Marie August 24, 2019

Mister Tom Meter

He's a dirty motherfucker who likes to stick it in her butthole. He's known to get mad chicks and wear pink shirts. Also has a need to take shots of Captain Morgan and drink out of a coke can instead of making an actual drink.

That "Mister Tom Meter" is such a dirty motherfucker!

by YoungJensen January 23, 2011