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sessy messy

the act of calling a mexican sexy, with a lisp.

trying to make the phrase seem sexier.
by indieryn June 3, 2010
mugGet the sessy messymug.

Lionel Messi

An Argentinian growth hormone merchant that is often linked with unsportsmanlike behaviour. Mostly relies on penalties, but can also dribble past an opponent that doesn't dare to tackle Messi because he knows, a penalty will be given that Pessi might score.

Other attributes that fit Lionel Messi are arrogance, autism and fascism
Person 1: What was the worst referee performance ever?

Person 2: I don't know, probabaly any of the countless times that the ref was sucking Lionel Messi's little dick.

Person 1: Yeah, that is typical Lionel Messi.
by LouisVanSlay December 14, 2022
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messy mexican

A plate of Mexican food all mixed together
I like to eat my messy Mexican with hot sauce.
by Food critic November 30, 2022
mugGet the messy mexicanmug.

Messy Balls

When one sits so far forward on a toilet seat, while taking a messy dump, that their dicks bend backwards and gets poop on it
I was taking a shit last night and discovered that if you sit too far forward, that you get messy balls.
by TheTurnedOnTelly March 27, 2022
mugGet the Messy Ballsmug.

Messy tits

Breasts that have been ejaculated on. Can also refer to flabby, flat, pancake looking tits commonly seen in National Geographic magazine.
After some hot sex, Scott finished by giving me messy tits last night!

That bitch Dakota got some nasty, messy tits!
by steeldoesntfeel December 25, 2016
mugGet the Messy titsmug.

Messy Mexican

The act of a man having sex with a woman then opening up a can of chili con carne he had hidden earlier, and then throws the contents of the can onto the woman's back after ejaculation.
Person 1: I just left a messy Mexican all over this girls back

Person 2: Nice
by The Messy Mexican Avenger December 3, 2022
mugGet the Messy Mexicanmug.

messy melissa

by LissyZ March 31, 2020
mugGet the messy melissamug.

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