Mercedes-Benz

Mercedes-Benz is a luxury car company based in Germany. Mercedes builds fast, safe, and well-riding cars and trucks for personal and some industrial use. Despite historically being reliable, UNBIASED magazines such as Consumer Reports have stated that Mercedes cars and trucks shipped to the United States are very unreliable and are thus not reccomended.

I was driving my cool new Mercedes-Benz E320 Bluetec to the diesel station, but then my engine broke down. Guess I'll need to shell out $8000 for the dealership to look at it.

by ThunderBlizzard April 19, 2008

mersedes

A girl that can be annoying but she'll make you laugh til you cry, she likes to be very crazy! She gets scared very easily and likes to be loud for no absolute reason. She is a beautiful person from the inside out even though she doesnt know when to be serious. She has a tendancy to have off and on relationships/friendships with everyone but thats what makes the relationship/friendship stronger. In conclusion, You cant help but love a mersedes.

Person1: dang look at the hott girl
Person 2: thats mersedes :)

Person 1: oh my god shes crazy!
Person 2: (in bed, haha)
Person 1: I want her!
Person 2: then go get her!! :)

by KIPP =] November 26, 2010

Mercedes-Benz

A car you purchase, maintain, and drive with pride as you are whipping an example of the finest and oldest marque in automotive history. Known for their style, performance and industry-leading innovation, Benzes are for real boys who aspire to set themselves apart from all the other undesireables on the road. If you want to be a buster or not have the best cars ever made, buy a BMW or AUDI because they're wack.

Witness: Damn, your CL55 ///AMG Mercedes-Benz just romped all over that M5 and RS6. It was awesome.

Me: Thanks. Yeah, those dudes are pussies.

by DEEZ NUUUTZZZ April 21, 2016

Mersex

Sexual intercourse between a merman and a mermaid through the use of their fin tales.

As I was sailing on the great Pacific Ocean, I came across two lovely mammals having mersex.

by jadeismagic January 26, 2011

Messed Up from the Breast Up

When a woman has an attractive body but an ugly face.

Jim: Hot chick 12 o' clock.
(Chick turns around)
Danny: Dudddee. She's uggly.
Jim: Ya, she's Messed Up from the Breast Up!

by pantsisafunnyword June 22, 2011

Baby Mercedes

The type of people that can not afford a real/proper Mercedes so they buy the cheap entry models

Ruben: “The Mercedes Benz A180d is a baby Mercedes bro.. don’t by it!”

Safak: “nah it’s not broski”

by Owlski May 14, 2019

mercedes

lets see, the founder of Mercedes Benz INVENTED the internal combustion engine nearly 4 years before Henry ford. sure, quality might have gone down in the last few years, only because it merged with these fucking american ho's.

Sure, your saleen mustang might be fast, but my E55 is faster, and it has something called "KLASS". If you've never driven a Mercedes, you don't know what class is.

by staff November 3, 2003