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Merp

The term commonly thought of as a filler for an awkward situation such as the word "meh", but with deeper meaning. Merp is versatile and pseudo-poignant verb, adjective or noun with numerous capabilities and one etiology. It is derived from the word Merpidity which is a happy-go-lucky feeling that one has while indulging in activities such as raging, chillin, and keeping it real. Merp can be used in an catch-phrase to throw people off guard or to have one beg the question "Does this person really think he is a grammatitician, I think not!" Additionally, one can use the word merp as a euphemism in public as not to offend any people in proximity.
"Merpin' ain't easy"
"When I Merp you Merp, yah just like that"
"What the Merp!"

Person 1: Hey man that test was hard!
Person 2: It's all merp bro

Person 1: Hey man what are you doing this weekend?
Person 2: what do you think, Ill be merpin' up a storm
by merpidty merper May 1, 2013
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merp

a word to say when you dont know what so say
by shhommeeoonnnee May 21, 2012
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Merion Mercy

An all-girls school in Merion, PA where you actually have to know stuff to get in. Was originally Mater Misricoriae. Sr. Reggie, Dano, and Shea rule the school. The sports teams dominate.. rival schools like villa maria, gwenedd and mt st joe's. NJ girls who go to merion take the PREP bus st joe's prep. OLMA is the New Jersey imitation of Merion. Mixers are awwessomee. It would help to have some $$$.
When you go to Merion, you live at Merion.
by R.o.g. May 6, 2005
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Merry Gentry

Also known as Princess Meredith NeEssus from the Laurell K. Hamilton 3-novel series about fae. Merry Gentry is a detective in Los Angeles that is also co-heir with her cousin to the UnSeelie throan. She has to be with child in three years in order to obtain it. She sleeps with many of the royal guard. Books highly erotic.
by Crimson September 14, 2004
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merp

A word to say whenever you feel like it.
Person 1: *asks how you are feeling*
Person 2: "just...merp"
by tarheel93 October 1, 2013
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mercy fuck

The recipient of sex given to him/her by someone who would normally consider that person beneath him/her, or otherwise sexually undesirable.
In Woody Allen's movie CELEBRITY, the Kenneth Branagh character gets tossed a mercy fuck by the starlet played by Melanie Griffith; they both knew there would be no second act, that it was a unique occurrence.

If someone hot wanted to go to bed with you, and you thought they were just doing it as a mercy fuck, would you go ahead and enjoy it, or would pride get in the way?

There is very little difference between a mercy fuck and a pity fuck, but they are not the same as a sympathy fuck, which has more to do with make-up sex. Mercy fuck is more like winning the sex lottery.
by al-in-chgo February 18, 2010
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Merryment

similar to a "shit tip"
refers to general refuse or mess.

Most commonly found outside houses in Oxford
one of you revellers needs to clear up this Merryment
by Denke July 27, 2010
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