merp

1. what rebel baby dinos say instead of rawr
2. what confused chicks say instead of meep or cheep
3. an alternative to mergh, which sounds horrid when said out loud

1. average baby dino: rawr

rebel baby dino: *smirks and rolls eyes* merp

2. hen: cheep.

chick: merp?

hen: cheep!

chick: merp!

hen: C-H-E-E-P!!!

chick: merp?

hen: *facepalm*

3. person 1: hey, wanna go see the jonas brother's concert with me?

person 2: merp... you're kidding, right?

person 1: ...

by immaNINJAandyou'renot October 24, 2010

Merpster

A person that sits awkwardly in awkward situations not knowing what to say.

When Katie was questioned about her subpar work by her manager she simply stated 'merp' this is the act of being a 'merpster'

by Boitonoius February 7, 2023

merprovising

The art of signaling to others in the room to remain silent so that you can lie to Meridethe about where they are. Involves quite a bit of creativity.

Justin: Oh, hi Meridethe. No, Mike is out shopping.
Andy: Shhh... he's merprovising.

by Falkan March 6, 2003

mempsey

this refers to one being in general a complete twat.

person A walks by another person (B), person A spits in person B's face passing by. Person A is by definition a mempsey.

by moanbaggeebag May 15, 2011

Merp Gang

Gang of nerds.

Merp Gang Is in the area.

by Max012904 October 10, 2017

Merpentosh

A word used when you are feeling so many emotions at once that your awkward self can't describe.

Woman: How are you feeling?

Me:... Merpentosh.

by Childwithpurpose November 28, 2018

merissia

A Girl who is not the best at everything but is loving to this earth and will always have her bf or GF back and or best friends and they are someone who is sometimes not in the best mood but they will stick with you when times are rough no matter what the cost is even if it mean killing her self

“Is that Merissia”
“Yea she is so kind friends she is rlly awesome too”

“Do you rlly think so?”
“Yea go talk to her”

“Ok!”

by Bebedepe... April 29, 2019