merpie

A collection of opinions from an unbiased and anonymous sources.

I got a merpie for when I should have another child.

by jack23333 April 20, 2010

merpent

A merpent is a turtle or tortoise lacking a shell or protective/hard outer covering.

" yo i just seen a merpent "

by Fishyfishfishfishfishy June 14, 2010

Merping

Merping is the art of eating a medium rare steak off of an accomplices head, anything other than medium rare is a challenge of chivalric combat to the death

Ugh I’d so merp on that hot girl over there

-merping

by (⊙＿⊙) September 13, 2018

Merple

The colour your helmet goes after a good bating session.

Bird: Dude, your knob looks fucked

Bloke: I know, I bashed it till it went Merple...

Bird: Merple WTF>>?

by psud00 January 7, 2010

merph

a word to show emotion to some amazing or sick nasty.

"That move was merph!"

"The movie we just watched was merph"

by DennyBihhh December 4, 2007

merps

It is a common nickname given to a beloved friend which literally means, In "Dutch" - a Sperm Rapist.

"Hey Merps.. MY little merpy werpy woo, you gone done poo poos in your pants again? Thats no good. You know I will always love you."

or

"Hey I am going to call you merps from now on because of that filthy act you did the other night!"

by Jacob6969Amsterdam May 7, 2007

merpies

The expression of love between two men. Merpies can be both a verb and a noun. This love will generally make everyone else both nauseous or envious depending on the context.

Thanks Merpies, I love you too.

by Jdford24 September 8, 2010