Mathis is the guy with a giant cock, it's surely his "best gift", that's why his name means gift from god in Hebrew. This asset gives him a lot of advantage with the girls who run after him for that. Sorry for the other...
"How did he win, Mathis knocked him down with his bangala."
"Hand up on your head and put your gun on the ground.
-it's not my gun
How....
"Hand up on your head and put your gun on the ground.
-it's not my gun
How....
by Cocchieslayer November 22, 2021
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I'm in love with Mathis
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#1: I said my name was "Mathías" and all of their panties dropped.
#2: Mathias, he makes Johnny Sins and Chuck Norris feel insecure about themselves.
#2: Mathias, he makes Johnny Sins and Chuck Norris feel insecure about themselves.
by Hugh Gerection420 November 23, 2021
Get the Mathías mug.Mathias is an angel, a stoner, a soccer player, a comedian and a fucking chef with a stomach big as his heart. He plays soccer as good as Messi. He loves River Plate more than his girlfrend but no as much as his cats. He has more friends than hairs. Everybody loves him, he has the coolest vibes and brings joy to everyone around. We love Mathias.
Look at mathias, he plays soccer as messi, he must be his son
Look at mathias, he wants to kill a bostero
Look at mathias, he wants to kill a bostero
by Ahhhnosé November 23, 2021
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Back in the days he was nothing like that
I remember when he used to fight every day
What grown-ups would tell him he would never obey
He wore his pants hanging down and his sneakers untied
And a rasta-type Kangol tilted to the side
Around his neighborhood people treated him bad
And said he was the worst thing his moms ever had
They said that he will grow up to be nothing but a hoodlum
Or either in jail, or someone would shoot him
But now he's grown up, to their surprise
Mattijs got a hit record selling worldwide
Now the same people that didn't like him as a child
Be saying can I borrow a dollar, ooh, you're a star now
Back in the days he was nothing like that
I remember when he used to fight every day
What grown-ups would tell him he would never obey
He wore his pants hanging down and his sneakers untied
And a rasta-type Kangol tilted to the side
Around his neighborhood people treated him bad
And said he was the worst thing his moms ever had
They said that he will grow up to be nothing but a hoodlum
Or either in jail, or someone would shoot him
But now he's grown up, to their surprise
Mattijs got a hit record selling worldwide
Now the same people that didn't like him as a child
Be saying can I borrow a dollar, ooh, you're a star now
by Dutchiedutch! November 24, 2021
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Matheijs is very social and just pure awesome.
Matheijs is very social and just pure awesome.
by Stoxness November 30, 2021
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