mataslagur

Food fight with darthraki subtitles. NOT A SEX POSITION

Man I love mataslagur

by Woman respecter March 5, 2024

matas buzelis

Lithuanian-American Small/Power forward for the bulls, grew up in Chicago. Scored a career high of 24 points in a game against the Miami Heat. A decent player for the bulls, but definitely not the next Michael Jordan. Also called “Lil Buzi” and “Young Fella” by CHSN commentator (and former bull) Stacey King. Also the 2nd bulls player to be in the dunk contest. An awesome guy, but decent on the court.

Matas Buzelis is awesome.

by Aluminumbook March 16, 2025

Matisseing it

When an individual requests a marijuana or nicotine device and subsequently holds it for an extended period without any movement or use

Dude… You asked for the wax so long ago. Stop “Matisseing it”

by crackrockenjoyer77 April 12, 2025

Dirty Matisse

A Dirty Matisse is a free gentle spirit that loves to jerk off while watching porn.

Ben was watch porn and started to do a Dirty Matisse.

by BakingSoda22 October 28, 2020

Synne matissen

Synne matissen is a ugly fat bitch ginger whore who is in a sexual relationship with Marius from 10c kristianslyst
She has a very hot friend named Gabriel brun henriksen

Guy 1: synne matissen is so ugly
Guy 2 : yeah and she has sex with marius from 10c kristianslyst

by Bigassboii April 4, 2022

Oliva rogaaaaas matesss

A sexy man with rock hard abs and a monster pp

Omg it’s Oliva rogaaaaas matesss

by Joseph Stewart March 13, 2022

alt.bonehead.julian-macassey

alt.bonehead.julian-macassey is a usenet newsgroup created in 1998 to laugh at JM.

Julian is screeching "filth" again. Set the follow-up to alt.bonehead.julian-macassey

by Gnocchi1 April 20, 2022