The god that saved us all and evaporated instead of dying like a normal turtle because he's that cool.
by Anonymousㅤ October 11, 2020
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Once dug a hole but go seven blisters and cried about it for two weeks.
Also dry humps for hours and if you can convince him enough... He will suck the shit out of a girls nipples.
Once dug a hole but go seven blisters and cried about it for two weeks.
Also dry humps for hours and if you can convince him enough... He will suck the shit out of a girls nipples.
Ex1:
Friend: dude the hole is finished, lets go to this party.
Brennen: fuck that man i have blisters
Friend: cmon we told those bitches we would go
Brennen: fine but its the last time i dig wholes with u, fuck off
Friend: u fckn trench master i feed u and u act like a huge dick about two blisters. U bitch.
Ex2:
Douche: yo man it went amazing with that chick last night
Friend: what happened?
Douche: she gave me a handy and we dry humped
Friend: what do u mean you dry humped?
Douche: for like two hours dude
Friend: u trench master fuck did u at least suck her nipples dry?
Douche: nah man, next time tho i promise!
Friend: dude the hole is finished, lets go to this party.
Brennen: fuck that man i have blisters
Friend: cmon we told those bitches we would go
Brennen: fine but its the last time i dig wholes with u, fuck off
Friend: u fckn trench master i feed u and u act like a huge dick about two blisters. U bitch.
Ex2:
Douche: yo man it went amazing with that chick last night
Friend: what happened?
Douche: she gave me a handy and we dry humped
Friend: what do u mean you dry humped?
Douche: for like two hours dude
Friend: u trench master fuck did u at least suck her nipples dry?
Douche: nah man, next time tho i promise!
by Cougars#5 November 1, 2013
Get the trench master mug.One who has reached an expertise level with his frag grenades from the video game series Call of Duty.
A true frag master has the ability to cook their frags, throw them over a building, bounce it off of an enemy in last stand, kill them direct impact, and have the blast explode in a minimum of but not limited to three enemies faces rendering them all incomparable of remembering why the even bought the game.
A true frag master has the ability to cook their frags, throw them over a building, bounce it off of an enemy in last stand, kill them direct impact, and have the blast explode in a minimum of but not limited to three enemies faces rendering them all incomparable of remembering why the even bought the game.
*Player killer by grenade and watches killcam
Player: AWW WTF!?! That nade bounced off 3 different people in last stand then fell and killed me!!!
Killer: I am the Frag Master!
Player: AWW WTF!?! That nade bounced off 3 different people in last stand then fell and killed me!!!
Killer: I am the Frag Master!
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Greg: Yeah, we cuddled and I was the Spoon Master.
Jeffrey: Damn.
Greg: Yeah, we cuddled and I was the Spoon Master.
Jeffrey: Damn.
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Sam: We are such "Master Poke'"s i cant believe we still like this stuff!
JMark: I know right! Isn't great!
JMark: I know right! Isn't great!
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