mansterbate

To masterbate in a somewhat aggressive manner, as though you're in a rush to get somewhere and you need to get off quickly.

"I had to mansterbate or else I would have been late for work."

by Jordy-Time April 9, 2006

mansy

(1) A boy who THINKS he's a man, but has very girly tendencies such as: watching Gilmore Girls, having little armpit hair, not being able to play sports or video games, can't face his problems and doesn't act like a gentleman.

(2) Cross between a man and a pansy.

I can't believe he thinks he's mature, he's the biggest mansy ever!

by antimansies June 24, 2009

Manstipated

When a woman cannot find a date or hasn't had any relations or contact with men in a long time or her contact with men is always negative, awkward and uncomfortable causing her to stay sedentary in her home for months at a time, eating large quantities of food, gaining weight and then later hating herself.

A woman going through this phase is said to be manstipated.

"Susan, I'm so Manstipated, i haven't had a dick in this cooter for ages now"

by twiggy eksfaur December 9, 2008

Mansy

A mans best pair of undies

Its friday, time to slap on my mansy

by Tman21 March 22, 2016

Manstress

A guy that a guy has on the side without knowledge of his partner.

The senator from Utah who voted against gay rights was disgraced when the press found out about his manstress.

by Shokkdog September 2, 2016

Manstand

To hold your body weight up wit your cock.

not like a cock pushup.

Against a wall..or another dude!

Man this manstand is comfy

by ballsdude October 17, 2008

MANstrul Cycle

That period of time (usually once a month) where men are OVERLY bitchy.

Ex. My husband is being such an asshole....I think he's having his MANstrul cycle

by fenicheshawtybad November 22, 2011