Yo mama's so fat that the National Weather Service names all of her farts.
Yo mama's so fat that when she ran out into the street and I tried swerving around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mama's so old she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so ugly, we call Henry Ford our savior for inventing a way to escape her.
Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he told her to get the fuck out of the way!
Yo mama's so stupid that she yelled into an envelope to send a voicemail.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss 3 episodes of the show!
Yo mama's so fat that when she ran out into the street and I tried swerving around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mama's so old she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so ugly, we call Henry Ford our savior for inventing a way to escape her.
Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he told her to get the fuck out of the way!
Yo mama's so stupid that she yelled into an envelope to send a voicemail.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss 3 episodes of the show!
My favorite one: Yo mama's so fat, when Dracula sucked her blood, he got Diabetes!
That's just a TEENY bit of all the Yo Mama Jokes I know.
That's just a TEENY bit of all the Yo Mama Jokes I know.
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Joe mama so fat refers to a popular and creative joke referring to ‘Joe Mama’ and is usually said in a format such as….
‘Joe mama so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed’
Joe mama jokes are often told within school grounds, and are lent with no harmful intent.
‘Joe mama so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed’
Joe mama jokes are often told within school grounds, and are lent with no harmful intent.
by Annon5697216 November 11, 2021
Get the Joe Mama so fat…… mug."tvoja mama" means ur mom. I use it everyday ,every time like in argument or something like that in response i say "tvoja mama"
by tvojakeva123 December 13, 2021
Get the tvoja mama mug.A more appropiate informal, better sounding way to say "everybody and their mom" (which is grammatically correct but just sounds a little bit too white LOL)
An expression and metaphor used to explain and complain about the excessive amount of people in a location.
An expression and metaphor used to explain and complain about the excessive amount of people in a location.
Why is everybody and they mama at the store right now?! Go home and order a fucking pizza!!!
Dang everybody and they mama was at the washhouse today, I had to go way down the street to the other one.
Dang everybody and they mama was at the washhouse today, I had to go way down the street to the other one.
by BadBoy_TeenageDream February 27, 2011
Get the Everybody And They Mama mug.when the mother, who you are not married to, of one or more of your children starts negatively interferring with your life, especially where other women are concerned; consists frequently of open public displays of anger and loud verbal assaults, hand gestures, head-shaking, etc.; The goal is to cause the father embarrassment either in front of his new lady friend, his close male friends, or his immediate family; it provides the baby mama a brief feeling of control in a situation where she typically has none as a struggling single mom.
"Man I was at the club hangin' with this fine thick sista that I'm seein' now, when that bitch popped up droppin' all kinda baby mama drama about needin' diaper money for my son and shit!"
by dHALL November 3, 2007
Get the baby mama drama mug.Otherwise known as Kris Kardashian Jenner - notorious for pimping her girls. Producer and alleged photographer of the Kim K sex tape.
Keep the ring. Damn that pimp mama Kris really knows how to get the most out of her number one ho Kim.
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