The Magneto

When you clamp your balls together using magnets

I had to go to the hospital, me and my girlfriend were doing the magneto with Chance.

by KeeganJonah June 7, 2014

clown magnet

The ability to attract complete idiot duechebags. A male or female who is generally a good person but for whatever reason attracts the worst people who turn out to be complete clowns, idiots, duechebags, or similar. Happens in business as well - a decent salesperson often attracts clowns as customers.

Poor Sally has another customer treating her like crap. She is such a clown magnet.

by Makaha Bandit July 1, 2014

dong magnet

a straight man who is more desired by men than women

John Stamos is such a dong magnet

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

Chip Magnet

Someone who is addicted to any form of fried potato.

Dude 1: "Hey, you're eating another bowl of chips?"
Dude 2: "I can't help it, chips love me, I'm a chip magnet!"

by Moccodile January 30, 2020

bitch magnet

A man's possession that attracts females. Usually anything that suggests he is rich and powerful.

My Honda is my car, my SL55 AMG is my bitch magnet.

by krunck May 15, 2005

tranny magnet

a person to whom gravitates transexuals, travesties, transvestites and the like. generally a sorted, open-minded and inclusive person. fun to be with.

wow, you are such a tranny magnet. i wish i were like you.

by BCN Good May 10, 2006

United High School Magnet

A magnet school of a few hundred students within the larger United High School. The school's electives are built around engineering. Magnet students are not an even cross section of United High School, however. First, most magnet students are intelligent and know fluent English, a rarity in the city of Laredo. Everyone in magnet also seems to get along well, another uncommon occurrence.

Most Magnet classes are difficult. They are much more difficult than "regular"/"non-magnet" high school courses but are weighted the same as them. There are, of course, classes like ECAD, with their, um, rather unique curriculum and reputation.

Teachers at the magnet have a reputation for being bad ass. They make their class difficult, but in style.

Overall, the whole magnet experience is enjoyable. It is the place to go in Laredo for the best academic program with plenty of fun in it.

Typical conversation the United High School Magnet is referenced in:

Student: I'm the United High School valedictorian. I have a GPA of 106 out of 100.

Anyone Else: What was your SAT score?

Student: An 1850 on the 2400 scale.

Anyone Else: Oh, you must be non-magnet. See, magnet students have harder classes and, thus, lower GPAs but way higher SAT/ACT/AP scores than you.

by UETMstudent October 21, 2008