My friend recently had a full frontal lobotomy, suddenly started wearing a MAGA hat and has put up photos of Trump and Putin in his house. Is he now a MAGA-mong?
My cousin Cletus donates his entire welfare check to Save America and has to steal cars to feed his 11 kids. Surely he must be a MAGA-mong?
My cousin Cletus donates his entire welfare check to Save America and has to steal cars to feed his 11 kids. Surely he must be a MAGA-mong?
by Timzyx February 23, 2024
Get the MAGA-mongmug. A person who acts holier than thou, supports Donald Trump and wears a shirt with MAGA across the chest. May be male of female and spreads false conspiracy theories as if they were fact
Person #1: "Trump is still your president because he won the 2020 election by a landslide. Also, if an apocalypse happens, don't trust the children because they'll gain your trust then kill you and eat you".
Person #2: "Whoa, whoa! Calm down MAGA Tits, Trump lost, and why would children kill and eat you? Wacko!"
Person #2: "Whoa, whoa! Calm down MAGA Tits, Trump lost, and why would children kill and eat you? Wacko!"
by TheBFH March 23, 2024
Get the MAGA Titsmug. A submissive gullible individual and member of the American MAGA cult who is devoted to Donald Trump, and who unwittingly allows him to play them like the pussy squeeze box that they are. It should be noted that as Maga-Squeeze-Boxes are simultaneously being played, Donald and his friends in the ‘Billionaires Blowing Billionaires Club’ laugh and dance to the cacophony of these millions of dumb instruments while they enrich themselves and dismantle America’s constitution, democracy, justice system, and freedoms.
There’s no point in arguing with a MAGA-Squeeze-Box as they are impervious to both logic and factual information. Go sweep a dirt road instead.
by RowBow February 5, 2025
Get the MAGA-Squeeze-Boxmug. US representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, both for the unfortunate coincidence of her initials to the popular card game Magic the Gathering, and her solid right-wing stance at the expense of reason and common sense
by BornBlitzed April 7, 2025
Get the MAGA the Gatheringmug. An astroturf "movement" purportedly working for the bumper sticker "Green New Deal" but voting against things like clean water. Like original MAGA, they are not real Democrats, but paid by conservatives, often from outside the US, to divide the actual Water Protectors and other devoted environmentalists, instead teaming with FreeDumb Caucus members like MTG to protect Russian oil oligarchs.
Bernie Blue MAGA do not like being called Blue MAGA -- probably because Blue is for Democrats, and one of their other aliases confirmed that the former "Blue MAGA" are actually a hostile takeover of the Democratic Party voting union, so to help everyone understand that they are not Democrats, they can be called Green MAGA instead.
Bernie Blue MAGA do not like being called Blue MAGA -- probably because Blue is for Democrats, and one of their other aliases confirmed that the former "Blue MAGA" are actually a hostile takeover of the Democratic Party voting union, so to help everyone understand that they are not Democrats, they can be called Green MAGA instead.
"What do you mean, there's a definition accusing Green MAGA of being trolls and bot farmed? Let's send 18,000 accounts to swarm this definition and give it a Thumbs Down to prove how authentic we are!"
by the modhatter June 27, 2025
Get the Green MAGAmug. Those red hat fellas are there to remind us that MAGA stands for MAKE ALL GUILTY ACCOUNTABLE!!
You know, like the TRAITOR DONALD TRUMP who is currently under indictment
for over 60 federal charges.
You know, like the TRAITOR DONALD TRUMP who is currently under indictment
for over 60 federal charges.
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? June 9, 2023
Get the MAGAmug. Synonyms include: sperm, spermatoza, cum, jizz, jism, spunk, man-aize, nut (i.e. busting a nut), load, etc.
Ha ha ha, those libs can drink my Maga tears!
When Donald Trump wins the election the left is going to have to drown their sorrows in my Maga tears.
When Donald Trump wins the election the left is going to have to drown their sorrows in my Maga tears.
by anonymous July 28, 2024
Get the maga tearsmug.