hairy macaroni

an STD achieved by dropping hair on your friend's macaroni

Dude 1: *eating macaroni*
Dude 2: *drops hair on his macaroni*
Dude 1: dude wtf, you just gave me hairy macaroni...
Dude 2: ah my bad man, you should go see a doctor about that...

by willBIRDMAN March 22, 2011

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Holy Macaroni

Phrase often used to convey surprise and/or astonishment; to be used in place of swearing.

"Holy macaroni!" Jake screamed.
"It's just a beaver Jake," said Abby.

by :Danimal November 13, 2022

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Macaroni

Is when a guy like a Dame Banda is obsessed with Mac and cheese and can’t get over her and is in denial.

“Bro I swear I’m never going to macaroni house again this is the last time”

by Mace2xxx April 27, 2022

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salt and pepper in the macaroni

When a white and black male ejaculate simultaneously on a white petite woman.

Me and my homie put salt and pepper in her macaroni last night.
They really put salt and pepper in the macaroni when they hooked up.

by Salt and pepper in the macaron February 28, 2021

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sprunk macaroni

A very good looking autistic man tends to attract lots of females at all times and is just amazing in bed and has many fetishes such as bdsm feet and uncircumcised penises

Damn look at that sprunk macaroni he fine

Damn straight god damn I wanna hop on his lopsided penis

by Grand autismo May 28, 2019

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macaroni pizza is one of the most swaggy group chat (besides of pissbags obv) they will eat you alive. they have an f, l,s, d,d,g,m,m,a,j and e. they are baddies!!! they have an k-pop, lev simp, gansta bear, glizzy corn, short person, anime stan, also short person, daris simp, person who loves their hair, arman👹, jillian👺

dumb person1: OMG ITS MACARONI PIZZA
dumb person2: THEY ATE MY PARENTS
dumb person3: RUN THEY ARE SO SWAGGY
all: “farts cutely”

by swaggy person!! June 27, 2022

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