Math 

1. Short for mathematics, mostly used outside of the USA
2. Johnny Durham

You are maths, you know what I mean? You are like the physical embodiment of mathemathics.

Math by AVPMftw December 1, 2009

math 

A medley of orgasms. Man has to cum 4 different ways in one night with the same girl:

Mouth (blowjob)
Ass (cum on ass after vaginal intercourse or just good ol' anal)
Tits (titty fuck) <--- personal favorite

Hand (hand job)

The order does not matter although dudes and dudettes say the ideal scenario is HTMA

Example 1:

(lady passes by)
dude A: Hey dude B I'd love to math with her

math by a math professor July 17, 2012

math 

A person's phone number. Apparently, if you're walking around the streets of Chicago, this is an appropriate definition.

"Hey baby, baby, psssst...psssst...yo ma', ma'...lemme get yo' math."

math by Arelle Arghee January 12, 2009

Math 

The subject used in highschools to prevent worthless morons who don't deserve to live from feeling like they are smart.
A task that can only not be completed by people without a fully functioning brain.
The subject in school that will actually get you a high paying job.

Since I didn't drop math I'll actually go to a good university

Math by Angela February 2, 2004

math 

Math means Mental Abuse To Humans.

Math is mental abuse to humans. Didn't I already mention this?!

math by StarcookiePusheen January 9, 2017

math 

the fricking coolest subject in the universe!

mo: i'm bored *sigh*
jo: math?
mo: heck, yes!

math by kathleen March 7, 2005

math 

Math is five (5).

If you are playing a game, and your team is down 4 - 0, then you need 5 goals / points / scores in order to secure victory with the smallest margin of victory. This is assuming that the other team does not score any additional goals / points / scores.

If you score more than 5 or less than 5, it is not math - because it is incorrect.

math by tTmarco April 29, 2011