15 minutes

When guys say they'll be there in 15, it's really a code for twice as long.

Umm you were supposed to show up in 15...
Yeah
Is been an hour
I know, I did say 15 minutes
Ohh you right, my bad

by Baddies_In_The_Club March 29, 2022

Armani minute

A timespan anywhere between a minute and an indefinite point in the future, cause of grief and laughter alike

"Be there in a minute!"
"You're using Armani minutes fool!"

by Sl4ve June 14, 2020

Cornish Minute

A measurement of time applicable in Cornwall and Devon. A Cornish Minute is equivalent to an English hour.

Cornish Person: I'll be there in a minute
English Person: See you in an hour because I know that's a Cornish Minute

by Sammy Valentine July 11, 2010

Morning Minute

Minutes that actually last 30 secs. Especially when you are running late in the morning.

(Look at clock. 8:00am.) "Good I still have 10 minutes." (5 minutes later) "Oh shit! It's 8:10! I hate morning minute!"

by quizwhiz April 6, 2010

Tainer Minute

tain-er min-ute tey-ner min-it -noun

1. A measure of time referring to any person who is detained in a prison system for an indefinate amount of time.

2. When someone says they'll be right back and come back hours later.

-Person 1 "Man Adam's been gone for a good tainer minute."

-Person 2 "Yeah I know man, he must have left at least 2 hours ago."

by A.M.F.T. April 17, 2009

Meddling Minutes

The romantic fan pairing of Clockwork and Dark Danny/Dan Phantom from the Nickelodeon show Danny Phantom. One of the more popular ships.

Person A: Okay, but isn't Meddling Minutes a bit problematic?

Person B: Yeah, but at this point I'm too far down in shipping hell to care at this point.

Person B: Fair enough.

by ThatShittyHomestuckWeeb October 27, 2018

Cheflin Minute

A person who says "I'll be there in 1 minute" but takes 19 real minutes. This person is the worst.

Kevin: When you going to get online?
Cheflin: I'll be online in 5 minutes
Kevin: 5 minutes or 5 Cheflin Minutes?
Cheflin: 5 minutes!!
Cheflin: Ok, I am ready to go!
Kevin: Bruh... its been an hour and 35 minutes

by KRS922 February 4, 2017