George Milton

A sloppy and quick hand job using an excessive amount of lube. Named for George from "Of Mice and Men" due to his quick wit and proclivity for keeping one hand in a lotion saturated glove to protect it from the hardships of farm work.

I'm gonna give him a George Milton in the car so he's more docile when he meets my parents for the first time.

by Uncle Jidge May 31, 2023

A.Milton

A drunk Horny Red Neck.

A.Milton; Woken up in a Georgia Parking lot next to A new Harley drunk from the night before by 2 pretty pigs and an ambulance.

by Miguel Brainard March 19, 2024

Hurricane Milton

Hurricane Milton was a devastating category 5 major hurricane that made landfall in the west coast of Florida as a category 3 hurricane, and the Yucatán Peninsula as a category 5 hurricane.

Florida: I havent been hit by a category 5 major hurricane in years.
Hurricane Milton: Hold my beer

by anthonyjomnesq December 2, 2024

Milonianism

A religion that can find it's origins in Kimball High School in Northern California. It is the belief that the universe was created by the flying turtles of Nazareth, and that everything is Philip.

An excerpt from the gospel of the milo, a holy book of milonianism:

I am a turtle.
Anyone that tries to say otherwise can go listen to ducks.
I believe that the flying turtles of Nazareth are the creators of the universe.
Philip is everything, and everything is Philip.
Bob is the son of Philip.
Cheesecake is our holy food.
The llama is sacred.
Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.
Get outa my swamp!

by The apostle December 9, 2013

mistone

To misunderstand the tone of another when communicating through electronic devices, i.e., text messages, emails, phone conversations, Facebook and other social media communications.

I'm sorry. I think you mistoned me; that is not what I meant. That's one thing I don't like about texting--it can lead to misunderstandings because it is difficult to "hear" the tone someone is speaking in. I really didn't mean it to sound THAT way! I was just teasing!!!

by MeMa T. January 10, 2015

Meltonic

Adjective: describes a person, animal or thing that exhibits Joshua Melton-like qualities. These traits include: Enjoying Roblox, practicing confederacy, and large potential for depreciative memes

Friend: Hey man, do you dip?
Me: Nah, I’m not meltonic

by Liliam Pumpernickel July 2, 2018

miloni

an independent strong female; one who knows their priorities in life; paragon

Yea! She should be more like Miloni!

by uri4neva December 15, 2010