When a single person or a group of friends goes to a large dept. store, like Wal-Mart or the mall, and checks out all the young attractive mothers shopping for their children. Usually happens around the holiday season.
Marek- "Dude, I'm so bored right now, I'm really sick of watching porn."
Craig- "Let's go milf-watching then. Their are alot of Milfs at Wal-Mart, I've heard."
Craig- "Let's go milf-watching then. Their are alot of Milfs at Wal-Mart, I've heard."
by ShawnM23 December 24, 2008
Get the milf-watching mug.When a girl plans on having children relatively early in life so when they are older she will still be attractive and perceived as the "cool mom."
by Milflicious July 1, 2009
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MILCF
• milf hunter
• milf day
• Milfing
• milch
• Milfer
• MILFIA
• milfalicious
• MILF Dud
• Milfie
a super hot mom (usually over 40) with curly hair that you just wanna lose your dick in then play "george in your jungle" with.
"holy shit dylan's mom is such a maximum milf!"
"i know i just want her old arthritic hands to massage my balls all day"
"i know i just want her old arthritic hands to massage my balls all day"
by MrHat01 February 8, 2009
Get the maximum milf mug.Term used to describe a fine looking woman, usually in her early to late 30s, who is of an age you'd think is appropriate for her to have children, and therefore seemingly appear as being a MILF , yet she may in fact not have any offspring whatsoever.
In any case, she generally conforms to the stereotypical image and or habits of a MILF, can be seen frequenting with actual MILFs and/or areas with high MILF population density. Therefore, you, as the usual guy that proudly thinks mainly with your own penis and keeping this woman's MILFable status in mind, you would consider it as good deed for you if you knocked her up and promoted her to official MILF status, while ditching her ass as soon as there's any signs of her being pregnant with your kid.
In any case, she generally conforms to the stereotypical image and or habits of a MILF, can be seen frequenting with actual MILFs and/or areas with high MILF population density. Therefore, you, as the usual guy that proudly thinks mainly with your own penis and keeping this woman's MILFable status in mind, you would consider it as good deed for you if you knocked her up and promoted her to official MILF status, while ditching her ass as soon as there's any signs of her being pregnant with your kid.
Perv 1:"Dude, did you see that bitch over there? What a MILF!"
Perv 2:"Oh, her? That's Mary Jane Rottencrotch. She doesn't have any kids"
Perv 1:"Shit, for real?!?!? Excellent! That bitch is definitely MILFable then!"
Perv 2:"Indeed"
Perv 2:"Oh, her? That's Mary Jane Rottencrotch. She doesn't have any kids"
Perv 1:"Shit, for real?!?!? Excellent! That bitch is definitely MILFable then!"
Perv 2:"Indeed"
by pilotperv July 11, 2009
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used by VH1 during "100 Hottest Hotties" to describe many pregnant women and women that have children.
used by VH1 during "100 Hottest Hotties" to describe many pregnant women and women that have children.
by horny guy March 29, 2004
Get the MILF mug.A MILF is a hot ass chick who you later find to be David Caseley's mum! Genuinely an Abberviation of:
M: Mum
I: I'd
L: Like to
F: Fuck
A MILF is a Great looking mum
M: Mum
I: I'd
L: Like to
F: Fuck
A MILF is a Great looking mum
A: Hey have you seen David Caseley's mum
B: Oh Yeah shes a right MILF, I totally want to give her a hot lunch and Cleveland Steamer
see also Hot Lunch and a Cleveland Steamer
B: Oh Yeah shes a right MILF, I totally want to give her a hot lunch and Cleveland Steamer
see also Hot Lunch and a Cleveland Steamer
by wilkybarkid January 18, 2008
Get the MILF mug.The certain attire that is common among all milfs from 8:00 a.m. until 6:00 p.m. (from carpool to husband home), consisting of the following:
-black boot cut work out pants (from either Gap Body, Nike or Adiddas)*
-some sort of puffer jacket (usually Juicy, Northface, or Patagonia)
-tennis shoes of any sort (but usually very expensive in comparison to the level of actual activity or sport participation)
*may or may not contain a tennis skirt over the pants.
PLEASE note: In warmer months, the pants are replaced with a pair of Nike or addidas running shorts or yoga shorts, and of course puffer jacket is removed and replaced with a t-shirt of workout shirt highlighting the perkiness of newly lifted breasts.
PLEASE ALSO note: Juicy is no longer acceptable among the true Milfs.
-black boot cut work out pants (from either Gap Body, Nike or Adiddas)*
-some sort of puffer jacket (usually Juicy, Northface, or Patagonia)
-tennis shoes of any sort (but usually very expensive in comparison to the level of actual activity or sport participation)
*may or may not contain a tennis skirt over the pants.
PLEASE note: In warmer months, the pants are replaced with a pair of Nike or addidas running shorts or yoga shorts, and of course puffer jacket is removed and replaced with a t-shirt of workout shirt highlighting the perkiness of newly lifted breasts.
PLEASE ALSO note: Juicy is no longer acceptable among the true Milfs.
Dude 1: "Does Macy's have a Milf Section?"
Dude 2: "This place is crawling with Milfnation all wearing the same milf uniform!!!"
Dude 2: "This place is crawling with Milfnation all wearing the same milf uniform!!!"
by p browning February 2, 2008
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