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metro sexual

Male that acts like a fag to score chicks.
Look at that metro sexual with his frosted hair, what a wanna be fag...
by PETE March 5, 2004
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metro nerd

(n.) mët-ro nërd. A metro nerd is a person who wears skinny jeans, square, plastic, black-framed glasses, and enjoys getting dressed up and pretty while also indulging in Indie-style clothing and nerdy things such as scientific calculators and superheroes. Guys are more often metro nerds than girls are and girls love metro nerdy guys.
Kid A: "Do you see that boy with those huge, square glasses?"

Kid B: "I see him, he's cute."

Kid A: "Yeah, and he's a metro nerd."
by AngelFangs February 24, 2011
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metro sexual

A totally hip guy sensitive to women's feelings, dress, (not even afraid to say "what a cute little purse" to her), decor, and spirituality. This man is tuned into the very core, nerve, and verve of women, noticing every detail about them, (but never in front of his woman) and loving it. He is a meticulous, fashion-conscience, fabulous dresser, and decorator himself, who appreciates all the femininity coming from every pore of womankind. He would never think of making love to a man, and knows exactly how to please a woman affectionately, sensually, verbally, and sexually! Ah my metro sexual man I love you!
A very with it man oh so sensitive to a woman's feminity, dress, and decor (as well as his own cool dress and decor)who is not gay.
by mar mouse March 29, 2004
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metro sexual

pussified or feminized male that is now brainwashed. He has the fashinon sense and vanity of a gay man or a woman.
Women have created this type of male after years of whining that "men aren't sensitve enough and can relate to us".

Metrosexuals, likely to be gay, are seen crying with women at chick flicks, shopping at all high end fashion shops and are extremely vain. Contrary to liberal folklore, they are not open minded and sensitive, but shallow towards other men or women who are not trendy or fashionable like them.
Jake likes his hair frosted, spends 4 hours 6 days a week at the gym working on his body, irons his underwear so
Jake must be a vain metro sexual.
by Edwardo Vega July 29, 2006
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Metro Station

A band that tries to sound British, thinking it will make them seem like a much better band when in reality, they still suck.
Metro Station lead singer: *in british voice* Shake, shake, shake, shake, uh shake it

Me: YOU GUYS STILL SUCK!
by Locke321 December 30, 2008
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Metro boomin make it boom

When you are having intercourse with a girl and while fucking her take it out and yell metro boomin make it boom and slap her ears while shoving it in her anus.
Metro boomin make it boom

We tried metro boomin make it boom lastnight.
by The hills March 29, 2022
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metro sexual

"Queer Eye for the Straight Guy's" biggest fan.. dresses in tight pants, colored shirts, and designer shoes. Checks out guys for style ideas, and girls for their asses.
"that guy has really great shoes on. Dude, check out the J-Lo ass on that chic!
by aRosyKindofLife February 6, 2004
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