Retarded Meatball

A retarded Italian

"Look at that fuckin' meatball over there!"

"James is such a meatball."

"Fuckin' retarded meatball."

by JeggyTactical November 2, 2017

cocaine meatball

Just another word for catnip. Especially catnip in ball form.

"Whiskers! Look what I got you!"
*waves cocaine meatball around to tease whiskers*
Inside Whiskers' mind: "Meow." (Ohmygoditsacocainemeatball).

by KrustyKreatorofKaos February 24, 2019

African Meatball Soup

African Meatball Soup is the act of pissing into a bowl and then putting monkey testicles in it, and then enjoying your delicious meal!

Hey there Unga Bunga, would you like some African Meatball Soup?

Why yes Ooga Booga, I would love some African Meatball Soup!

by The Monkey Fuckinator April 5, 2022

Chattanooga Meatball Calzone

When you shove your own testicles into your own anus.

Casey:Hey Jimmy have you ever seen a Chattanooga Meatball calzone?

Jimmy: No, what's that?

(Casey turns around with his testicles in his anus)

Jimmy:Wow that's impressive, but what's the Chattanooga Meatball Calzone?

by TheMadCrapper69420 May 12, 2022

rusty meatball

Rusty meatballs is the result of inserting your testicles into ones ass and pulling them out covered in shit.

Chad :I was dipping my balls into my girls ass the other night, i pulled them out and they were covered in shit.

Josef: aww man, sounds like you wound up with some rusty meatballs.

by asdfg123456789888 September 9, 2022

lights out meatball

game over; finished in a dramatic fashion.

When Bruno threw that last crushing blow to Bill's jaw it was lights out meatball.

by richard voogone November 1, 2013

The Giant Swedish Meatball

A god-like structure constructed by Swedish viking Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg. This meatball is the epitome of happiness and world peace. If you feel any troubles, the giant meatball will whisk them away and pull you into a world of pure carefree, joyous reality where you can forget anything and relax. The Giant Meatball is a gift from the heavens from God himself. Nobody has accessed the inside in 69 years, and many legends have surface of what is in there.

Bro, we should go to Sweden to pray to The Giant Swedish Meatball!

Aw, fuck yeah dude!

by Garinanium July 19, 2019