An individual who cannot afford their own place at the beach so they stay in a "friends" place altough they are uninvited/ unwanted.
by Hbananabooty June 29, 2017

Dorthy, a hardcore smoker, chronically coughed at her desk all day.- She did so in hopes that another smoker would hear her mating cough, and give her some Dick. However, her non-smoking co-workers mistaken the sounds as a slow death, so they killed her and the coughing stopped.
by EnderPlease December 13, 2014

Mating press is a sexual term where a person drives their penis all the way into you until it’s at the base and keeps pressing into you while pulling you closer to it.
by anonymous February 5, 2022

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

"Old mate" is an Australian Colloquialism, usually used to refer to someone who you do not know the name of. It is normally used as a substitute for "that guy", "this guy", "his" or "he". The person referred to as "old mate" is normally the subject of ridicule. When you use the term "old mate", the target audience will normally always know who you are talking about, or easily be able to work it out.
Just take a look at old mate's hairy butt-cheeks sticking out of his pants.
Look! Old mate just jumped the queue!
Old mate keeps fucking sticking his hands down his pants and playing with his testicles.
Old mate has fucking smelly breath.
Look! Old mate just jumped the queue!
Old mate keeps fucking sticking his hands down his pants and playing with his testicles.
Old mate has fucking smelly breath.
by snibbles September 20, 2016

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

Over pronounciation of Innit mate Used when strongly agreeing with what is said. Positve body action are often used to emphasise one's similar opinion.
It originated when innit mate just didn't express the feeling.
It originated when innit mate just didn't express the feeling.
Daryl: You know Jayne?
Joe: Yeah?
Daryl: She's perfect
Joe: IN TIT MATE! (Begins imitating sex with cusion)
Tom: I think i have discovered the meaning of life!
Rob: Yeah but, wouldn't you rather order pizza?
Tom: In tit mate! (flails arms with joy)
Joe: Yeah?
Daryl: She's perfect
Joe: IN TIT MATE! (Begins imitating sex with cusion)
Tom: I think i have discovered the meaning of life!
Rob: Yeah but, wouldn't you rather order pizza?
Tom: In tit mate! (flails arms with joy)
by Kid Nock January 10, 2006
