girlfriend material

1. a heterosexual female possessing those traits and characteristics which are condusive to a heterosexual male's ideal of a committed, romantic companion

2. the precursor to a keeper

Jane is attractive, sane, and fun to be with. Jane is definite girlfriend material. Diane is not attractive, in therapy for her self-loathing, man-hating issues, and a total drag to be around. Diane is not girlfriend material.

by mordeki April 12, 2005

Second Hand Material

To reuse a joke that was already said earlier, but is still as funny or funnier the second time. It could be so funny, that it will become an inside joke.

Tuesday: Hey Joel, I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
LOLL!
Thursday: Hey Kat, I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
DOUBLE LOLL!!
Kat: You just used second hand material you bitch!

by AndyTheKat December 20, 2008

wacking material

Porn, or something else that is arousing enough to masturbate to.

That movie had no plot and so many sex scenes, I'd consider it wacking material.

Brittany is too grotesque to be considered wacking material.

by Janis August 10, 2005

whacking material

Pornographic literature with no other purpose than to be used in assisting masturbation.

The trucker didn't care about the titles or the quality of the porno magazines, he was just looking for whacking material.

by Gilbert Narley April 21, 2007

toilet material

Any material used while defecating on the toilet. Can be a magazine, shampoo bottle, or a book. This material is usually pointless, but makes for good reading while doing number 2.

Hey Joe, hand me that toilet material ( while pointing at the back of a vhs case).

by ihihihih January 14, 2010

officer material

A mildly derogatory military term for someone who is totally clueless and is therefore obviously incapable of leading others.

He couldn't find his butt in the dark with a flashlight and trips over his own bootlaces. Yeah, he's real officer material all right.

by Edword July 31, 2006

Daddy Material

a guy who is absolutely perfect in your eyes, contains everything you want; has a pretty large junk most of the time

Damnnn Rebecca, your boyfriend is daddy material!!

by NikkiMB123 June 11, 2017