maroney

1. Existing in a state of high paranoia
2. One who seriously believes in conspiracy theories

1. Pat won't come out of his house anymore because he is so maroney about life.
2. I was talking to this maroney on the bus the other day, and he kept trying to make me believe that the CIA shot JFK.

by Maroneyisms November 2, 2010

Melanie Martinez

Melanie Martinez is queen 😍😘

How did Melanie Martinez only get popular from K-12?! How not before!?!?!?!?!?!

by tviger November 24, 2019

benito martinez

it is a sexy young male called benito martinez from homestead florida who is the sweetest thing to ever exist and the nicest guy ever.

benito martinez inserted his penis into kendall and he enjoyed it very much

by Kxend August 22, 2011

A Martinez

An exceptionally small Spanish sausage

Friend 1: How small was it?
Fruend 2: Lets just say it was a Martinez

by Gerrard's mum March 7, 2017

Melanie Martinez

Beautiful Talented Amazing Perfect Angel
My Favorite Singer of all time

Melanie Martinez Is My Favorite Singer!

by Crybaby FOREVER June 8, 2020

Vinny Martinez

A gay cuban who swims to castro everyday for cigars

hey u wanna a cigar
dood ur such a vinny martinez

by THECOOLKID90210 December 4, 2010

valentino Martinez

Another name for someone who illegally entered america. Usually a male but can be a female.

Man did you see that dirty mexican he,s probably a Valentino Martinez

by Cameron<3kaitlyn May 2, 2017