First Maid

The first first aid to arrive on the scene., Equipped with bandages, rolled gauzedes and ointments.

Pee pads are a must, be won't be required; are optional...
Proof of residency encouraged, not enforced.
Handicapped license required. Fraugalent abusers will be reported.
Anyone < age 55 will be locked at the staulks. No Poop Breaks.

Dayum Daniel, gramps here tired as hell, call up the First Maid, take her all day to walk here, and she gots to take me to get my prescription..

by Tiny( the wife) August 20, 2023

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Maid Commander

Maid Commander is a very Simped skin in the Roblox game called Tower Defense Simulator, you could not believe your eyes about how down bad people were for this skin, the amount of people acting like Maid Commander is a god, the bad artwork, the amount of Porn art, and John Roblox being Down bad, this destroyed a Fan base, until in 2024 when the creators of Tower Defense Simulator finally putted a end to this demon, finally the weebs stopped using it, but do NOT talk about Neko DJ, that also fucking destroyed the fandom, and also the amount of masturbating to this pixel on a

screen, and this also one of the most infamous skin to ever exist,

John: oh boy my favorite skin that I like to jerk off to everyday, Maid Commander!

Bill: dude you wasted all your money and robux on this stupid pixel!

President: we need to ban this game from ruining our People

John: well fuck

by RatedXTGTisaMidyoutuber November 01, 2024

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Whore maid

A maid who will fuck with thier boss.

Wife:Where is she?
Butler:She's upstairs with your husband.
Wife: that whore maid.

by Shhddtigx77 February 10, 2021

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Maid Child

The child of a maid after having sex with a random man.

"Darn, that maid's child is sexy, I wonder who she had sex with."
Seriously, what is it with maids, i've never seen a maid child

by teestan10 May 28, 2021

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Maid You Look!

This is a joke on the singer Meghan Trainor's "Made You Look" song. I will tell more about this, in my example.

What Meghan Trainor, a female singer, decides with her fellow band members, to dress up as maids, and make a "Maid You Look!" maid service? Then they sneak into people's residences, and play music for them! Although they don't clean places, the customers pay them anyways, since they love the songs and music! A joke!

by I'mcrazy April 05, 2023

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