salt and pepper in the macaroni

When a white and black male ejaculate simultaneously on a white petite woman.

Me and my homie put salt and pepper in her macaroni last night.
They really put salt and pepper in the macaroni when they hooked up.

by Salt and pepper in the macaron February 28, 2021

Macaroni

Is when a guy like a Dame Banda is obsessed with Mac and cheese and can’t get over her and is in denial.

“Bro I swear I’m never going to macaroni house again this is the last time”

by Mace2xxx April 27, 2022

sprunk macaroni

A very good looking autistic man tends to attract lots of females at all times and is just amazing in bed and has many fetishes such as bdsm feet and uncircumcised penises

Damn look at that sprunk macaroni he fine

Damn straight god damn I wanna hop on his lopsided penis

by Grand autismo May 28, 2019

Macaroni and schmeese

A another word for kids this position will make u have kids and bust while a child comes out and the cum and blood looks yellow mixed together

Let’s do Macaroni and schmeese since your pregnant :)

by DaddyMillkers_671 December 11, 2021

Making Macaroni

The sound the woman’s vagina makes while she finger fuck herself for pleasure.

Janet is in the room making macaroni

by Glassscutter January 21, 2025

macaroni & cheesing

When you watch a porno where the guy's dick is so small it resembles a piece of macaroni that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

1st Guy: dude why are you laughing so hard?
2nd Guy: I just watched this porn where the dude's dick was so small he couldn't thrust without it falling out.

1st Guy: oh so you were macaroni & cheesing?
2nd Guy: yes totally macaroni & cheesing.

by Toastybuns November 22, 2014

The Wacky Macaroni

Coronavirus already has a connotation in everyday interactions, once it’s uttered people freak out and start babbling on about toilet paper and ”flattening the curve.” The Wacky Macaroni is a much more fun euphemism as opposed to it’s scientific name, COVID-19.

Jimothy: Why can’t you come out with us this Saturday?
Izzy: It’s because mom is paranoid about The Wacky Macaroni, she won’t even let me walk the dog!
Jimothy: Well try to work your magic on and convince her, tell her we’ll all bathe in sanitizer if it helps.

by p33peepoopoo March 18, 2020