Cold macaroni

A cold player, A Mack.

That boy is a cold macaroni.

by Cold Breezy May 10, 2022

Macaroni Boy

Someone who derives sexual pleasure from macaroni. This can include inserting penis into bowl of macaroni, masturbating with Velveeta cheese, and humping large amounts of pasta.

He is such a Macaroni Boy!

by macaroniboy March 6, 2018

Macaroni and cheese

Some good pussy.

That girl got that macaroni and cheese. It’s that gud-gud.

by Majorfrazier July 5, 2023

The Wacky Macaroni

Coronavirus already has a connotation in everyday interactions, once it’s uttered people freak out and start babbling on about toilet paper and ”flattening the curve.” The Wacky Macaroni is a much more fun euphemism as opposed to it’s scientific name, COVID-19.

Jimothy: Why can’t you come out with us this Saturday?
Izzy: It’s because mom is paranoid about The Wacky Macaroni, she won’t even let me walk the dog!
Jimothy: Well try to work your magic on and convince her, tell her we’ll all bathe in sanitizer if it helps.

by p33peepoopoo March 18, 2020

Holy Macaroni

Phrase often used to convey surprise and/or astonishment; to be used in place of swearing.

"Holy macaroni!" Jake screamed.
"It's just a beaver Jake," said Abby.

by :Danimal November 13, 2022

hairy macaroni

an STD achieved by dropping hair on your friend's macaroni

Dude 1: *eating macaroni*
Dude 2: *drops hair on his macaroni*
Dude 1: dude wtf, you just gave me hairy macaroni...
Dude 2: ah my bad man, you should go see a doctor about that...

by willBIRDMAN March 22, 2011

bony macaroni

The great Italians definition of a penis stiff and has a conk in it

Jeff: did you know I have a bony macaroni for you

by Iamacommondblock April 16, 2020