cock flavored lolly pop

A term for some one who is compleatly and utterly useless. It can also be used to describe a very bad tasting lolly pop.

Your about as useful as a cock flavored lolly pop.

by patches o'hoolahan July 16, 2006

Lolli-liggy-laggy-logger

When someone gets drunk off of laced lolli-pops then gives you head.

I was at that party last night man, and this sexy girl gave me a nice lolli-liggy-laggy-logger.

by dontshakethejake November 4, 2012

Mung Sock Lolly Pop

A messed up twist between a mung fest and a sock lolly pop. In which a mung fest is preformed to a dead person in order to have the rectum cannoned out to be then sucked on to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center

"Man those dudes are so messed up for getting off to that mung sock lolly pop that was done with that grandma last weekend" said Follett

"It wasnt that bad actually" said Shawn D

by Summerawesomeness69 September 26, 2011

Lolly gobble bliss bombs

An australian carmel popcorn treat that sounds like something dirty.

"Yeah she gave me a lolly gobble bliss bombs."

by Chamboa January 17, 2017

Irish ice lolly

A peeled cucumber that has been in the fridge until chilled through.

We were that poor in our family that my Gran used to give us an cucumber from out of the fridge and tell us in her thick Dublin accent "Here you go son, eat your Irish ice lolly"

by Big bad Guy June 7, 2009

The little lolly pops who could

a fiction story created by michelle in school suspention at Carmel High school (where the hell is dat?)

"The little lolly pops who could"
One lolly said to the other
Mean lolly: You can't do anything. Your a useless lolly.

Nice lolly: why r u so mean to me.

Mean lolly: Because, i feel like it.

Nice Lolly: r u being mean because u have no friends.

Mean lolly: yes, i wanna be ur friend.

Nice lolly: Sure, i'll be ur best friend.

Mean lolly turns nice: i love you

Nice lolly: i love you too.

Both lolly live in lolly harmony. Forever.....lmfao :

by miserableindetention May 29, 2009

Slovakian Lolly-bag

And ancient birthday tradition originating in eastern Slovakia , When a woman lays flat on her back While the male drops his balls in and around the woman’s mouth to be licked in slow motion while she is staring directly at the males puckered butthole at close Proximity.

“It’s my birthday , can’t wait for my

Slovakian Lolly-bag tonight after the Mrs cooks me dinner and washes up the dishes “

by Scott_sporto the 1st May 26, 2025