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goat locker

The compartment in the front of a submarine designed to house "the goats" or enlisted personnel ranked E-7 or above. This compartment usually has a small berthing area and a small desk and a large coffee pot and a shitter. The activities contained within this space usually involves random urine testing, drinking coffee, stroking goats and general digging Navy life.
Damn, I have to go to the goat locker and take a whiz quiz. I sure hope Cheif Porter isn't up there!
by message_tied_to_a_brick June 29, 2004
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locked shields

When two dudes sleep with their asses facing each other in the matter to avoid any other aroused persons accidentally penetrating them during their sleep
Bill and Bob locked shields as soon as they went to bed
by moon69shine November 18, 2015
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Locke

"yeah locke"
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Leckie

A person with strong opinions who is likely to engage in a quick social media debate regarding horse racing, they are also a person that will rapidly block you if you don’t agree.
Dude, chill out. We can all discuss our opinions without the emotion, stop pulling a Leckie!
by TheJediGolfer October 29, 2018
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knocker locker

I usually keep my cell phone (or cash, or whatever) in my knocker locker.
by lucyceline September 27, 2010
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Locker Room Guy

The short fat guy covered hair, but still going bald, go-tee sporting clown who walks around the locker room after a bogus work out talking to anybody who will listen with a towel around his neck and his crank hanging out for everybody to see. Usually has some bull shit story about how just last night he hooked up with a girl that looked just like Megan Fox, or about how he just bench pressed 700 pounds.
Sam: "I ran into Tony last night at the gym. I was trying to get changed as fast as I could so I could get out of there."

Dave: "real locker room guy huh?"
by Joey BeefBuicker July 28, 2010
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cunt locker

A reference to a female's vagina when she is being a bitch.
Amy is being a bitch, I wonder what is shoved up her cunt locker.
by Der Komisar November 15, 2009
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