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simposter

A common name on among us and also a slang term for a person that eats german vodka. However it could also mean crusty frog toed shrek looking pigeon.
"ugh she/he/they are such a simposter"
by i simp a lot November 13, 2020
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Imposter

When you're a 2 brain-celled pathetic excuse for a human who can't even spell impostor correctly.
Red: Blue vented, he's the imposter!!
Blue: There's no e in impostor you sad skin sack filled with meat.
by Prof. No Name January 16, 2021
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Imposterbating

Verb:

When a person, while engaged in a sexual act with a second person, actively fantasizes that the sexual act is being performed with a third person, the imposter.
This technique is frequently employed by people in long term relationships whose sexual relations have become a repetitive routine.
Where a masturbator is said to have those that they fantasize about in their “spank bank”, the term used for imposterbating is the “imposter roster”.
Me and the old lady had our usual weekly tumble, but the whole time I was imposterbating with that stripper from the club.
by Billp1833 October 18, 2021
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when the imposter is sus

what, how, why, bruh moment, are you kidding me? how is this even a thing? and why is this popular?
when the imposter is sus is another example of overrated
by someone else thats not u March 3, 2021
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lgbtq imposter

The act of becoming gay to get into the girls sleepover
I’m an lgbtq imposter I just got into the girls sleepover
by 429_69pp April 22, 2020
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The Imposter

A woman who had just given a man oral sex and later did the same to a woman, and gets the woman pregnant, later claiming that the baby is hers and demanding compensation.
I was about to make her breakfast, but when I looked down, I realised that she was The Imposter!
by _Clarity_ December 23, 2020
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lipsters

n -- circa early 2000s
lesbian hipsters found in the New York nightclubs like Misshapes, enjoy making out for photos posted on Last Night's Party
Those lipsters have been in the bathroom for, like, twenty minutes.
by Cushie February 4, 2006
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