Rip a Lar

To leave any social setting (including class, meeting, event, etc.) to locate and occupy the largest stall in any restroom for the sole purpose of phone usage

Pronounced as if you are saying the proper name “Larry”

“Hey man, bitch is talking my ear off. You tryna rip a Lar?”

by Lil RT April 1, 2025

Lars Marcus

The handsome (and tall) third year student who comes to stir the pot while charming everyone into his web of lies. Will steal your boyfriend while he takes you down.

A true snake with a hidden agenda who likes sharp object in more that one way.

Who is that guy the curly haired boy is kissing? Oh that’s the new guy , Lars Marcus!

by The handle was already used May 6, 2022

Lars the sheep

Some fucking furry who is overly sexual and thinks that she YEA SHE is funny despite being a woman

Guy1 have you met Lars yet?
Guy2 yea I have met him

Guy1 no no not the fox I am talking about Lars the sheep

Guy 2 oh so what’s his deal

Guy1 well she is a fucking degenerate slut and thinks she is funny

Guy2 why dose she think she is funny we all know women can’t be funny

by Not Lars the fox June 28, 2022

lar

A bad bitch who is a blonde icon

Have you seen lar’s new haircut

by Gemma [e-mail] March 26, 2023

Sasha Lar.

Pussy Boy with Ultimate Super Nigga Powers. He has no friends except Oleg. He's that type of kid who plays Hearthstone during the day and massages his pussycat>>>

Oleg: yo dawg, have you heard about what Sasha Lar. has done?
Mathew: Hell Nah!!
Oleg: Homie, for the past 20 minutes he has been Mogilev's number 1 Spider Nigga!!!

by Big Ass Mosh Pit March 6, 2019

Lars

A Lars is known for dogging and other shenanigans.

Me: what are you?
Him: I am a Lars. I love sweaty balls.

Me: Ok.

by BLIPPBLOPPBLAPP January 12, 2023

cell-u-lar-versity

The act of attending class by calling another cell phone that is present in the classroom while you are not.

I bought two cellphones so my friends can take one to my classes for me. I stay in bed and call the phone in the classroom to listen to the daily lesson. I guess you could say that I'm attending cell-u-lar-versity.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009