When traveling with your wife and staying in a hotel, the man is not allowed to shit in the hotel room bathroom. This international law applies even if she is not in the room at the time the man does his bidness.
Marrie: Herbie, I came back from my spa appointment and was fouled by what I thought to be a crowd clearer. I did some deuce diligence to learn that you capped in our hotel room toilet.
Herbie: Sorry babe. I went to drop off my lobby log downstairs, but they were cleaning the lobby bathrooms. Couldn't hold after 3 cups of coffee.
Herbie: Sorry babe. I went to drop off my lobby log downstairs, but they were cleaning the lobby bathrooms. Couldn't hold after 3 cups of coffee.
by the comand'r May 28, 2023
Get the lobby logmug. by lineage47 September 3, 2021
Get the Lurkin’ Logmug. When one is defecating and proceeds to inadvertently sever their waste usually causing a high degree of cleanup to be required, normally involving a large amount of toilet paper.
Person 1: “Don't take too long in the bathroom, man.”
Person 2: “I'll try not to. Wouldn't want to snap a log.”
Person 2: “I'll try not to. Wouldn't want to snap a log.”
by trentsteele April 30, 2014
Get the Snap a logmug. by wen boi M!0 May 28, 2017
Get the lincoln logmug. -Ex.1-
Guy 1: So how is looking for a job going?Or did you decide to take up some other college?
Guy 2: Nah bro,don't you see? I work out! I'm gonna be so macho and get all the girls !
Guy 1: Oh man,I swear that since you've hit the gym,you've become hollow as log!
-Ex.2-
Guy 1:Woah,that chick looks so fine!
Guy 2:Don't even bother,I tried to lead some deeper conversation with her,but she is hollow as log.
Guy 1: I guess that means her hollowness is to be filled another way...if you know what I mean.
Guy 2: Hahaha , yeah,sadly she is that type of girl.
-Other Examples-
People from reality shows,gold diggers,people with beauty but no brain,people with no values or purpose,extremely judgemental people...
Guy 1: So how is looking for a job going?Or did you decide to take up some other college?
Guy 2: Nah bro,don't you see? I work out! I'm gonna be so macho and get all the girls !
Guy 1: Oh man,I swear that since you've hit the gym,you've become hollow as log!
-Ex.2-
Guy 1:Woah,that chick looks so fine!
Guy 2:Don't even bother,I tried to lead some deeper conversation with her,but she is hollow as log.
Guy 1: I guess that means her hollowness is to be filled another way...if you know what I mean.
Guy 2: Hahaha , yeah,sadly she is that type of girl.
-Other Examples-
People from reality shows,gold diggers,people with beauty but no brain,people with no values or purpose,extremely judgemental people...
by yelpi September 20, 2016
Get the Hollow as logmug. Going out for a huge night drinking Guinness, then waking up and laying a big black turd in your girlfriend's handbag
DeShawn, don't get me any more Guinness!! You know I can't stop myself Leroy Logging!
Dwayne! Get your stinky ass over here, look me in the eye and tell me you weren't Leroy Logging this morning!!!
Dwayne! Get your stinky ass over here, look me in the eye and tell me you weren't Leroy Logging this morning!!!
by Maddog Morgo June 23, 2011
Get the Leroy Loggingmug. by Poopy McStinky May 4, 2009
Get the log airmug.