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lion head

A step up from turtle head which means to have a partial amount of turd pertruding from between ones buttocks.
a lion head is where the turd has begun to errupt and there is nothing you can do about it!!!
Dave - "did you hear about Billy the other day!"

Sally - "no what happend?"

Dave - "we where in the cinema just the other day when Billy lion headed himself"
by Shiggity Shwanker August 16, 2008
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Lion Tamer

An uncommon yet effective wrestling move in which the tamer makes a "thumbs-up" with one hand and forcefully rams his opposable digit into the anus of the the tamee. This maneuver often causes a painful sphincteral contraction resulting in stunning the opponent and allowing a split second to either escape submission or get the adversary in an inescapable hold.

One must be wary of their opponent when considering a lion tamer. If the target is particularly loose in the anal cavity, the maneuver may prove ineffective. In this event, all present may hear a "popping" noise upon removal of the tamer's thumb due to the suction of the tamee's rectum. This is typically an indication the tamer's last resort has proved anticlimactic and he/she will most likely lose the match.
We were certain Keith had won the match until Kevin unexpectedly performed the lion tamer.
by B to the Tizzle September 22, 2007
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lion man

A male with a great mane of hair, a strong sexual prowess and is King of all.

A Lion Man should have a pride of women - not just 1 female as he is far too demanding by nature.
by De'Ville February 8, 2018
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Lion Tamer

An uncommon yet effective wrestling move in which the tamer makes a "thumbs-up" with one hand and forcefully rams his opposable digit into the anus of the the tamee. This maneuver often causes a painful sphincteral contraction resulting in stunning the opponent and allowing a split second to either escape submission or get the adversary in an inescapable hold.

One must be wary of their opponent when considering a lion tamer. If the target is particularly loose in the anal cavity, the maneuver may prove ineffective. In this event, all present may hear a "popping" noise upon removal of the tamer's thumb due to the suction of the tamee's rectum. This is typically an indication the tamer's last resort has proved anticlimactic and he/she will most likely lose the match.
We were certain Keith had won the match until Kevin unexpectedly performed the lion tamer.
by B to the Tizzle January 2, 2009
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lion-cub

(N.)
-a beautiful female
-one who makes others happy just by being in their presence
-has a possible scandalous side but only when it comes to cuddling after a long day or ligers
-the best possible thing you can befriend
-never seen without a lion at her side
-WILL attack ANYTHING or ANYONE with intentions of hurting her lion
look at that lion-cub and her lion, two most perfect things i've ever seen together!
by lynnielu December 30, 2010
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Lion Status

Duck tape each finished beer can around your head like a mane.
"Oh man...i gained lion status last night."
*high fives all around*
by ice cream wizard July 19, 2010
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lion attack

used to show either complete approval or disapproval of anything you like; can also be replaced by many different words
Man! i just lion attacked that test!
Get out of my face before i lion attack you
You're lion attacking me off
that is so lion attack!
are you really lion attacking me right now?
by xGoldenBeautyx May 26, 2011
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