Lan

Usually a girl, with strong ambition but lacks in love. She very nice but would take your man anytime. She a ride or die friend, and Lan are so gorgeous

“bro have you seen Lan?? She such a good friend”

by Angela Pham November 22, 2021

LAN

Life Ain't Nice

No ones talking to me LAN

I feel alone LAN

by LAN. October 8, 2021

Lan

Beautiful smart woman.

Will you marry me???????!?!?!?!??!

"I really want to marry Lan"

by definitionqueen1234567 April 4, 2025

Do it on LAN

when an online cs clan with uber CHODE, INTERP & cfg h4xx gets told off from nice ppl with 0.1 for being gay netcoders

OMFG GF SIF U KNEW FUKING ei|CRAZYKILLA
GF SIFNT HS U INTERPING BASTARD!!!!

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Pudi lan

Pussy dick

Extreme shock or discomfort

Oh pudi lan theres a nigga in front of me

by Lifesupportmachine69 January 27, 2023

Lan luck

The complete opposite of chuck luck. Lan luck is comparative to slipping on ice and landing on your ass, only instead of falling on the ground, you end up falling on a 12 inch dildo coated in rockguard that bottoms out in your lungs. Many people who suffer from lan luck end up contemplating suicide or suffer from depression and a resentment for people who live their lives normally. Often times you will see these individuals praying beforehand to just have something work for once. This usually involves menial tasks such as loading up a video game, trying to get marginally lucky for lootbox rewards or just going from point A to point B whilst travelling. Many of the afflicted are named Landon, Lan or have some sort of variation of the previously listed names. The cause is unknown but is the main driving point that people associated with chuck luck are to blame as they are viewed as siphoning all luck away from them. Those who have the names "chuck" are deeply resented in these situations.

Lan: "Please God. Please God. Please God! Just start the damn game. I'm sick of this."
Joe: "Dude. We're waiting. Hurry up!"
Chuck: "Seriously man. Been waiting for like an hour now."
Lan: "Fuck! Fucking game crashed again! Are you serious?! Fuck this. I'm out! So done with this lan luck shit..."

by Chucky boyyyooo February 15, 2019

kes lan

Halt's Maul man, Laber nicht!

Redest wieder über Patte? - Kes Lan!

by turkishplayboi June 16, 2020