aethiest kittens

kittens that are old enough to have opened their eyes.

carl "your christian kittens are getting so cute"
john "these are aethiest kittens, dude"
carl "last week you said they were christian kittens!"
john "yea, but now they've opened their eyes."

by unclepeanuts May 17, 2011

Lanky Kittens

The best type of kittens.

A lanky kitten.

Guy 1: "Dude I didn't know you had newborn kittens!"

Guy 2: "Why wouldn't I? Plus, they're really lanky."

Guy 2(again) : "Lanky kittens are the best kittens."

by Lanky Kittens FTW September 3, 2010

Slurping kittens

To slurp a pussy. Like "shleeeerrrrp" and shloshing around in a vagina, loud enough for anyone to hear.

Deena and her girlfriend was slurping kittens all night. Man, I couldn't even sleep.

by shitheadoodooface January 25, 2013

Martyr Kittens

They are the supporters of SB19's bunso line. They prefer to celebrate everything in private. Long live, mga kutings!

Some of Martyr Kittens famous line are:

- Kentin pa rain
-Kentin Palagi
-Kentin boyfies

by OT5 hsh October 4, 2020

Flup flup kittens

Flup flups are a rare and heroic breed of kittens commonly found in the western regions of Europe and Wonthaggi.
They are too highly intellectual to walk so they therefore "flup flup" about on their own conditions.

your so smart! Wow you could give those flup flup kittens a run for their money!

by elzebub May 12, 2011

kittens

badass shoes

check out my new kittens

by d May 1, 2004

Flaming Kittens

A kitten that flames another kitten. (see flamer).

Teets is a flaming kitten

by matt ellis November 14, 2003